Chinchuleen

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. ~Steven Wright

[Chinchuleen @Chinchuleen]

@krassenstein @morningjoe get back to the Epstein files

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

I wish more politicians understood how the economy is rigged against regular people the way Bill Burr does.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

OMG! Leave it to Gavin Newsom to show the American people just how fucking pathetic and ridiculous Trump and his low IQ cult of cretins truly are. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

[ML Smith @maria48308]

Charlamagne “is that Mike Johnson under the podium giving Trump” . . . . ?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This is true. Right @grok.

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: A state court has allowed a lawsuit claiming Harris votes were not counted in the 2024 election to proceed.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DANA "DING DONG" PERINO (NEVER HEARD OF HER UNTIL TODAY!) IS MELTING DOWN BECAUSE OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM! FOX HATES THAT I AM AMERICA’S MOST FAVORITE GOVERNOR ("RATINGS KING") SAVING AMERICA — WHILE TRUMP CAN’T EVEN CONQUER THE “BIG” STAIRS ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE!!! TRUMP HAS “LOST HIS STEP” AND FOX IS LOSING IT BECAUSE WHEN I TYPE, AMERICA NOW WINS!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The company that already went bankrupt and closed every store across the country two years ago? Ok.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

What a real L looks like.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

I just watched the new South Park. Trump is not going to be happy.

[Kate @tinaturnacorner]

Matt and Trey after getting $1 billion and gathering everyone to make a South Park episode in under 48 hours

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Jordan Klepper: "According to Trump, all the top Democrats got together and said 'Let's create some fake files that destroy Trump's political career, they don't ever use them, they let Trump get elected, don't use them, let Trump get elected again, still don't use them..."

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Donald Trump’s White House is melting down over Wednesday night’s South Park premiere, which just so happened to attack the president’s “teeny tiny” manhood.

Story: https://t.co/YFS0sEFfRm

[Trump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account) @MAGALieTracker]

BREAKING: South Park just dropped one of the greatest takedowns of Trump that you’ll ever see on TV. What makes this even more rich is that Paramount (who canceled Colbert) just paid South Park over a billion dollars for streaming rights.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who LOVES the way the South Park guys absolutely cooked trump in their test season premiere, he is going to HATE the accurate size depiction of his tiny member.

Be a shame if everyone retweeted this.

[Ericka ♡ @NeonTravesty]

So can we talk about how Cartman saying "I love you man" to Butters during the end credits was actually Trey saying that to Matt in case it's all over for South Park

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Dear MAGA Morons, In case you didn’t understand the metaphor, you’re the sheep, in this image from the new South Park episode.

[Terry Moran 🇺🇸 @TerryMoran]

MVPETE

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

🚨 BREAKING: A very confused Trump just saluted Saudi military officials at the Royal Court in Riyadh—a blatant breach of U.S. presidential protocol.

Imagine for one second if Joe Biden had done that. Fox News would have a week-long meltdown and demand hearings. But when it’s Trump? Crickets.

Unreal.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

A confused Trump walks to the opposite side of the room and has to be guided back in the correct direction