Chinelo Agu

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Are you not just horny but starved for human touch, intimacy, fluid communication ( pun intended), followed by an orgasmic release . Does your body crave more than physical connection, is it hungry for mental stimulation , non - sexual affection, comfortable conversation .

[Chinelo Agu @ChineloAgu2]

Building a relationship is hard.
Getting married and remaining in love with your partner is harder.

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@iamwillyv1 @VikyInsights @CFc_JoyC How stupid can you be, you are clearly an untrained bastard and need to learn how to communicate

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@VikyInsights @CFc_JoyC Wasn't he the one that leaked it in the first place, didn't he know that there'd be backlash and will affect other parties.

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@Tiro_Joshua @thatgirl_Endy Saw that post and was shocked

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@thatgirl_Endy Like it's the selective amnesia for me. Person decided to keep his/her life, people go still talk.

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@Prince_dc21_ Stop chasing shadows boy, your type go dey online dey shout for DNA test just to make noise. Go fess ask wetin Kee your papa so we go avoid am fool

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@Prince_dc21_ Was he kidnapped or was their marriage a government affair . It's cos of goats like you that's why people prefer a private life. Keep crying to the government and stay off someone that lost her husband, fool

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@Prince_dc21_ As per say you are part of his family and friends, oya na you start the process of autopsy.

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@agbeks__ This is a VN that was years ago, toke has her own scandal that can be brought up at any point. Toke should have taken the high road and kept calm cos she sef at a time was a side chick. No body holy for this scandal, this industry na recycle dem dey do

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@sarahs_update She cheated, he cheated, he abused her and she dropped receipts and you call it justification. She posted it for the next woman dumb enough to fall for him. To know the kind of person he is. She never said I cheated cos he hit me, so what do you mean justification

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@9jaTalkerX Let's not forget the companies that will advertise vacancies online and make it look like their company is growing, but there are actually no vacancies or they already have someone provided in-house for the role.

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Koromoto Man : Who owns this pvssy?

Me : Why you dey ask, your own lost ?
Koromoto 0 - 1 Me 😜

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@GloriousGod01 45, no husband, no children, definitely excelling in her career, have great friends, collect prick without demands from men, hallelujah. Marriage is not the reward for love.

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@Prince_dc21_ 39 and still don't know how to communicate properly " shebi it's just weekend ni ooo" , happy married life bro

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Omo true true, there's no love in this Lagos ooooo because tell me why Pascal, with his portruding stomach and receding hairline open his garlic scented mouth to tell me " Nwa you need to stop this your teaching job and be coming to my shop so we can build our family"

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@Miss_Oluremi It's really unfortunate , even if the wife finds out, society will still troll her into believing somehow it's her fault and tell her to pray away every side pieces.

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"Sometimes the Man in me gets restless, need to get away from you.

Spend sometime with someone that I knew .

Sometimes the Woman in you is uneasy ,
Just like me you need to know can you still fly.
Can you still arouse the passions of another Man?"

[Chinelo Agu @ChineloAgu2]

These are excerpts from a song I love and the lyrics border around the question " Why love dims in most marriages?"
Whoever sold the gospel of " Don't let him go outside" to Nigerian women did them dirty.