Power2ThaDigitalPpl

Just a great-aunt of two trying to make my way around the world #LivingThatBlessedLife #IfYouCantHandleMeAtMyWorst #ThenYouDontDeserveMeAtMyBest

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@anaepalo They hate us cuz they anus

[Power2ThaDigitalPpl @Chingchongman23]

Pro tip: Get the flu during the summer so you can feel cold without wasting money on air conditioning

[Power2ThaDigitalPpl @Chingchongman23]

Wow...I was just helping this old Mexican lady cross the street..When we crossed, she called me a “GrassyAss”!!!🙅🏾‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️WOW not even a thank you!!Just insulting😡So I slapped her across the face and called ICE on her🤫🤗Some people were watching and clapped!#ThingsImNotApologizingFor

[Power2ThaDigitalPpl @Chingchongman23]

It’s so easy being vegan! I’m about 22 out 24 parts vegan. The remaining 2 parts are when I actually eat #vegan #SaveThePlanet #cleaneating

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When you realize that you’re better than most ppl cuz you have an extra 21st chromosome 😎 #FlexingGenes #Eugenics

[Power2ThaDigitalPpl @Chingchongman23]

Funny how people with lisps can’t say the word “lisps”

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If liberals are libtards then does that mean republicans are retards? #AdamAndEveNotAdamAndSteve #DetectivePikachu

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When you’re petting a cute doggie but you realize that you didn’t ask for consent and you’re basically sexually harassing the dog 😳 #peta #animalRighta #barksToo @ElRohair

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So Jews can have their kosher products sold in stores but us God Fearing Christians can’t buy holy water products? I demand Coca Cola and other beverage companies make soda using HOLY water instead of regular UNHOLY water #Petition #ChristianAgenda #AdamAndEveNotAdamAndSteve

[Power2ThaDigitalPpl @Chingchongman23]

What’s wrong with a high divorce rate? If people are unhappy in their marriage they should leave each other. I’m on my 9th marriage and I still plan on getting my divorce so that I can find true happiness with my cousin #RelationshipAdvise #marriage #MondayMotivation

[Power2ThaDigitalPpl @Chingchongman23]

Was in Mexico recently and I asked directions to the beach. This one man told me to talk to Mira or something and just kept pointing towards a random street. I did not see the woman he was pointing at but I did find the beach later #ConfessionsFromTeenageMe

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If vampires drink blood, do they eat our scabs like chips? #Halloween #WednesdayWisdom

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I'm planning on having my #midlife crisis at 80 years old so that I get to live to 160 #LiveYourDream

[Power2ThaDigitalPpl @Chingchongman23]

When you’re OCD af and you realize the acronym OCD isn’t in alphabetical order 😫🤕🤮😭 #DyslexiaAwarenessWeek

[Power2ThaDigitalPpl @Chingchongman23]

Thank you Brittney, very cool!

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When you’ve been bulking nonstop for the past 40 years nonstop and you wake and realize you’re just fat 😔😔

[Power2ThaDigitalPpl @Chingchongman23]

Fact: Waffles>Pancakes and SquareWaffles>CircleWaffles

[Power2ThaDigitalPpl @Chingchongman23]

If you ever want to make anything into a brand name just replace the letter ‘C’ with the letter ‘K’ or vice versa SugarCookies->SugarKookies, Rustic Beds->Rustik Beds, Crazy Glue->Krazy Glue, CoolAid->KoolAid, Cu Clux Clan->Ku Klux Klan

[Power2ThaDigitalPpl @Chingchongman23]

last night I drank water for the first time. life changing.

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Truth: Oreo cookie > Oreo filling