Keith Patient

I find odd / interesting / funny / thoughtful tweets and follow those who make them. Please don't read too much into it if I follow you. : )

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@HarvesterUK Hi. Can you please email me and I can reply with the receipt? I tried to DM you but there was not ability to attach the receipt.

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@HarvesterUK So, went to Chingford today for an ultimate breakfast. Asked for poached eggs, to get fried eggs with the white cut off! (Eggs were flat on bottom) Was told “yes they are poached, chef said he cut off the whites to make it look prettier”…
Really @HarvesterUK ??

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@HarvesterUK Ah. Didn’t make note of the ticket number - would you have by any chance?

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@HarvesterUK I’ve just filled out the feedback form and sent it however cannot attach a photo of the receipt as it does not allow an upload from my phone however I have the receipt with me and can post it here if needed.

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

My comment to the chef….

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

This is that a poached egg looks like:

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@KalenDeBoer @AlabamaFTBL Hey Coach, you did good, and so did the boys - be proud of everyone’s accomplishments, so Roll Tide from a wet and windy London UK!

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@windscribecom Bloody amazing awesomeness!!!

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@BookEmDonna Donna!!!

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@BookEmDonna Hey! Haven’t heard from you in a while - everything on?

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@daraobriain Cracking 1st half mate! Walthamstow is loving the show! Any chance of a selfie?? 🤣

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@daraobriain @daraobriain good luck tonight!

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@daraobriain @daraobriain can’t wait to see you tonight at Walthamstow!!

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@jeanmicheljarre hi!!
I used to be able to listen to Rendezvous on Apple Music, but now it says it’s not available?

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@nbc every one attending the thanks giving parade has been told that umbrellas are not allowed…yet your presenters..?????

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@GMB great news about Oasis, even better news for the ticket scammers who’ll be bulk buying the tickets and ripping off genuine fans!

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

Surprise Surprise! @Tesco Highams Park lifts not working AGAIN!
Seriously, worst maintained store in the UK.

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@raymond_blanc I hear you’ve bought a place near me in Chingford?
Well done Sir and I look forward to going there when it opens!
You’re an inspirational Chef - I’ve gone from not being able to chop an onion to being able to AND keeping all my fingers where they should be!!

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@wfcouncil nice one!

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

#Apple #fail #doh @Apple @AppleSupport
Might want to check that a game has offline capabilities BEFORE promoting it’s offline capability…!

[Keith Patient @ChingfordWibble]

@Tesco again no lifts at highland park and 25% of their escalators not working.
#tesco #shambles