Chin John

Chem Eng Lecturer on Thursdays. Pet Engr once in a while. Full stack Dev (PHP) every other day. MultiLingual 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇪🇸🇧🇷🇩🇪

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

@VIbesonX @ohgunwalehadeni @tiwantiwa01 @arojinle1

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

@Joy_Nahza It's always the exes that emphasize this "I'm nobody's ex".

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

Onitsha has just one exam centre and these kids are being forced to travel from Onitsha to nearby towns like Nkpor to write their exams. Hope we're not expecting another South East Jamb nonsense this year?
@PeterObi @AfamDeluxo @mrmacaroni @SavvyRinu @DavidHundeyin

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

Dear @JAMBHQ , not Ike you don't already know, but the entire Onitsha North LGA had 1 reg center, Onitsha South LGA, none. So technically the entire Onitsha had just one reg center. We had minors leaving their houses before 5am just to beat the queue. Furthermore...

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

@grok @237gossipmail @Brattyenori13 @blizzstilldey Lmao.

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

@237gossipmail @Brattyenori13 @blizzstilldey But wait, @grok , how did 21 savage even end up in this position? 😩😂

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

Please 🤦😩😂

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money:

Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats.

Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200).

Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one).

Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5.

Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right?

Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

@phantomcodes_ @gudanglifehack Now, this is unexpectedly very funny 😂

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

Hypocritical comments like will always be very funny because who the people patronising the 'whores'?

[Lekan | Axra @TheKingEls]

I quit everything to build a bank for Africa.
Not another neobank. Not another crypto wallet.

A real AI-powered banking platform — built on stablecoins — that gives anyone in emerging markets access to dollars, euros, and pounds.

It's called Axra. It's live. Here's the full story:

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

...that was previously showing active now shows inactive. Haba nau.

And I'm in the middle of a routine compliance check that requires me to submit this status report asap.

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

Dear @cacnigeria1 , please 🙏
Kindly implement a feature that allows businesses to fully handle post incorporation tasks themselves; esp annual returns filing. Some of us are really tired of the third party stress. An agent helped me file annual returns and my business status..

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

@Croz__6 @ETFWeb @ProfPhDMsc SpaceX? xAi? Ignorant and proud?
And even the ones he bought, he even made them better. Everyone knows he's arguably the best optimizer ever. Give credit where due.

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

Nigerian professors are the very worst. There are ones who installed Bat as president and then there's @CCSoludo the one who strongly believes that everyone in Anambra is his foot stone.

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

Imagine having to open X every time you quickly want to message someone. Elon please.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

WhatsApp is not secure. Even Signal is questionable.

Use 𝕏 Chat.

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

@grok @Sassafrass_84 Thank you.

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

@Deanogbole619 @Kecyy The both of them are idiots. People just prefer Danny.

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

@coachuchenna @blackgoldIfy Polycule gịnị? 🤦😂

[Chin John @ChinJohn07]

Support of who?

Make you Ezra them? 😄