Chip Erickson

My ideal Jeopardy categories would be 1980s freestyle BMX, parapsychology, and Muppet trivia.

[Chip Erickson @Chip_Erickson]

I us justx scored 38% on the 'Keep Steady' level of Pitch Control in @SingTrueApp!d https://t.co/9nuhjMqOaf

[Chip Erickson @Chip_Erickson]

#TrumpIsWeird is trending.
On behalf of the Weird Community:
WE. DO. NOT. CLAIM. HIM.

[Chip Erickson @Chip_Erickson]

@TheVallyD As a six year old John Byrne fan, the twist for me was Aparo finishing the series after the first issue. Still loved it though.

[Chip Erickson @Chip_Erickson]

So…@CadburyUK …My doctor has advised me to eat more seasonal foods and @GeneralMills won’t return my calls about year round Frankenberry crops.
#DontTakeAwayMyCremeEggs

[Old Hollywood @TheOldHollywood]

Angela Lansbury performing "The Age of Not Believing" in Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971)

@_AngelaLansbury

[Exit54 @Exit3455]

#HispanicHeritageMonth

[Chip Erickson @Chip_Erickson]

Conservatives are just naming their kids after Warby Parker frames?
Trying to get my kid from camp and I’m flanked by M0ms 4 Liberty shirts picking up Carrick, Dawson, and Whiskey Tortoise.

[Andrew O. @TheOrvedahl]

Why do I think gun control could work? Because fuckin grenade control works.

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

*reads TLDR*

everyone: too long, didn’t read

my brain: The Lord Da Rings

[John Pilgrim @HEStrategy]

May the flames of Beltane warm the cockles of your heart. Wicker Man cake by Jade Thornton.

[kindertrauma® @kindertrauma]

Live deliciously with the talking Black Phillip toy from Robert Eggers' THE WITCH (2015) 🐐

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

I love when Gandalf finds out the magic ring Bilbo has is the one ring and he's like oh fuck no way. It must be like finding out a dog you know has gotten possession of an ICBM.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

the only “unskilled worker” is Big Anthony

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Some guys really need to stick to video games.

[Chip Erickson @Chip_Erickson]

@The_Pale_H0rse Late Period John Rawls/Season 1 Smurfs leftists checking in.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Marine One dropping Trump off in Florida

[Rob Marek Raises the Roof @RobMarek]

My wife and I started dating in '99, same year as Office Space. Since I'm funny, my only answer to any question she's ever asked in 21yrs is "Two chicks at the same time." Thank you @bader_diedrich. For Christmas 2020, my wife commissioned this clock. She's the best. @mikejudge

[NYS OCFS @NYSOCFS]

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November is #NationalAdoptionMonth. #adoptionawarenessmonth. Each day this month we are sharing stories of kids looking for a #foreverfamily.