William Corley

Professional Money Manager with Author of Financial Fitness: The Journey from Wall Street to Badwater 135.

[William Corley @ChipCorley]

King Dollar's Demise is Diddlysquat https://t.co/nAG7KreCQ6

[William Corley @ChipCorley]

@elonmusk @grok combing through the comments what is the consensus takeaway, the fors vs the against, provide executive summary. The latest —sharp, no fluff, and packed with clarity:

[William Corley @ChipCorley]

@elonmusk My Model 3 can drive across North America on its own—yet I still can’t roll down the windows from my phone. Maddening. I’ve been griping about this since 2018. @elonmusk could solve this “window issue” himself. How has Tesla overlooked this first principle customer need?

[William Corley @ChipCorley]

@elerianm @Grok figure out and explain tersely. Provide context and jargon

[William Corley @ChipCorley]

@BROKENBRITAIN0 @grok figure out and explain and vet >

[Florida Department of Health @HealthyFla]

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[William Corley @ChipCorley]

@elonmusk My Model 3 can drive across North America on its own—yet I still can’t roll down the windows from my phone. Maddening. I’ve been griping about this since 2018. @elonmusk could solve this “window issue” himself. How has Tesla overlooked this first principle customer need?

[William Corley @ChipCorley]

@FutureStacked @grok combing through the comments what is the consensus takeaway, the fors vs the against, provide executive summary. The latest —sharp, no fluff, and packed with clarity: provide link to $1000.

[William Corley @ChipCorley]

Compounding Does Not Care How You Felt at the Bottom https://t.co/vHDhkhFQGe

[William Corley @ChipCorley]

@antoguerrera @Grok figure out and explain tersely.

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@ericwallerstein @Grok figure out YouTube link

[William Corley @ChipCorley]

My Model 3 can drive across North America on its own—yet I still can’t roll down the windows from my phone. Maddening. I’ve been griping about this since 2018. https://t.co/bIHKtKzsCB

[Lior @liorsela]

If you’re thinking about switching to a Tesla because of high gas prices, don’t do it!

Let me try to talk you out of it.

Full Self-Driving completely ruins the fun of driving. I barely get to drive manually anymore. The car just smoothly takes me from A to B, leaving me with extra time to sit with my thoughts, completely relaxed and stress-free. Terrible.

It parks itself and nails it every single time, which is annoying because I can’t park that well.

No more physical key, so my phone is the key now. That means I can’t collect keychains anymore. Devastating 😩

The ambient lights sync with the music and turn the cabin into a nightclub. I hate clubbing.

There’s no gear stick. The car just knows what to do. You put your foot on the pedal and it figures out whether you should go forward or reverse. No thinking required.

The seats are both heated and cooled, so I don’t even get the nostalgic thrill of butt sweat anymore 🥵

The glovebox has a PIN code, and the car has cameras everywhere, so nobody can break in or steal anything. How am I supposed to live like that?

And now that Grok is built into the car, I literally don’t have to think anymore. I’m getting dumber by the day because it already knows everything.

Oh, and Teslas don’t have an engine, which means you get a massive frunk. Way too much storage. It’s ridiculous.

Then there’s charging on roadtrips. I have to plug in the cable (the horror), wait 5-15 minutes, pay $10–$20, and catch up on work, play games or just chill. Meanwhile I used to spend $100 at the gas station for the privilege of standing around smelling fumes for five minutes. Truly a downgrade.

And before you say “But Teslas catch on fire!”, they’re actually 11 times less likely to catch fire than gas cars. So maybe calm the f*ck down.

Anyway, you’ve been warned. Definitely don’t buy a Tesla! ⚡️🚗 ❌

[William Corley @ChipCorley]

@itsolelehmann @Grok provide full video link, preferably on youtube >

[William Corley @ChipCorley]

@XFreeze @grok find link to interview

[William Corley @ChipCorley]

@elonmusk @grok combing through the comments what is the consensus takeaway, the fors vs the against, provide executive summary. The latest —sharp, no fluff, and packed with clarity:

[William Corley @ChipCorley]

@OfficialLoganK @demishassabis @mercor_ai @Grok figure out and explain tersely the present, future, and optimistic case.

[William Corley @ChipCorley]

AI Isn’t Disrupting Small Business. It’s Bypassing It. https://t.co/APOjXDhKFR

[Atlanta Fed @AtlantaFed]

On May 21, the #GDPNow model nowcast of real GDP growth in Q2 2026 is 4.3%: https://t.co/T7FoDdgYos. #ATLFedResearch

Download our EconomyNow app or go to our website for the latest GDPNow nowcast: https://t.co/JPMzsC5TNo.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇺🇸🇺🇸 This will be awesome!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[William Corley @ChipCorley]

@cb_doge @Grok figure out and explain tersely the present, future, case.