Chip-in-the-Cuse

Fan of the Rockets, the Titans, the Penguins & the Yankees, hater of Boston sports & the Steelers. Old school text hitter & long-time fan of the Ben Maller Show

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@benmaller #Mallermonologue A-plus monologue. You're absolutely right about Deon sounding like he'snot being totally honest. Listen very closely & you can hear Geppetto calling out "Pinocchio!",,,

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@benmaller #whoami Bronny James

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@benmaller #Mallerriddleoftheday a urinal cake

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@benmaller #instatrivia Stubby Clapp

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@benmaller #Mallermonologue A-plus monologue. Funny how quickly Cam Newton went from being "Superman" to being "Stupid-man"...

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@benmaller #Mallermonologue A-plus monologue. Joe Mazzulla says that the coach of the year award is stupid now but just wait until it's time for his contract to be extended. Betcha he doesn't tell his agent not to remind the organization that he won that award.

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My brother's name isn't "Dale". His name is "Cal". I get the "joke",,, "Chip & Dale". Real knee slapper... 🫤

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@benmaller #Mallermonologue A-plus monologue. If Jacobs goes to prison for this offense not only will he be provided with "3 hots and a cot" but also all the sex he probably won't want...

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@benmaller #Mallermonologue A-plus monologue. You know if I were to fall onto the floor at my job my employer would be making me fill out an accident report. I wonder how bulging old Floppy McFlop's accident file is if his workplace has to fill out a report after each episode?

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@benmaller #instatrivia Satchel Paige

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@benmaller #Mallermonologue A-plus monologue. I got no sympathy for Rice. He got arrested for breaking the law but avoids prison by getting put on probation. But he shows he still cannot obey the rules even though he knows the law is watching him close. He got what he deserves.

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@benmaller #Mallermonologue A-plus monologue. Any team that Harden is on should employ a special coach who's only job is give James the Heimlich maneuver during crunch time

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@Eddieonfox I'm sure you already know it but you are missed by many of the long time Maller Show listeners. IMO, FSR made a very bad mistake by letting you go. I hope things are going good for you nowadays.

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@benmaller #Mallermonologue A-plus monologue. Yeah, gas was real cheap back when the Knicks last won the NBA title but you have to remember that the minimum wage back then was only about $1.60 an hour

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@olscurfybastard @benmaller Nah. Why give folks yet another reason to hate having me around, especially when there's no need for me to sing? Heck, if I ever had to sing for my supper I would've starved to death years ago...

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@benmaller #why? Why do some callers insist on singing when they have zero vocal talent? That dude couldn't carry a tune even if you gave him a bucket to put it in...

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@olscurfybastard @benmaller Trust me, NOBODY would want to ever hear me sing! I have a singing voice that sounds like an old rusty gate. I couldn't carry a tune if you were to gimme a bucket to tote it in!

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@benmaller #Mallermonologue A-plus monologue. Great show, as usual. But I really need to get some sleep. Could you do me a big favor? Please talk about tennis or soccer or golf for a moment. That'll make my eyes snap shut in a flash. Thanks in advance.

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@TonyAj61 @benmaller Wonder if he's related to Peter Lemongello? 😜

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