Chip Longstaff

Balancing privacy & the need to be connected electronically. Former child athlete / non-practising environmentalist / Covid recovered / allergic to the sun.

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@FriedgeHNIC Hopefully Brad can get him 25% off at any Boston Pizza North America. Lock it down Brad……make it happen.

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@ABDanielleSmith @CMOH_Alberta Hey Danielle… My PTSD is spiking reading all this bullshit. Trump is not coming back and either are you. Thanks for your service.

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It All Goes Down TONIGHT! Get Ready To Witness History Being Made! The Naitch Is Walkin’ That Aisle One Last Time! WOOOOO! @StarrcastEvents
#RicFlairsLastMatch

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Special thanks to @SteveYavis and @ShaneHD20 for sending over a summer treat on the hottest day of the year. Love you guys too. #radsicle #HeritageCannabis

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Poolman, Lewis, Bishop, Gilbert, Meloche and DeSimon signed today. Big moves by the #CalgaryFlames, looks like they might not have had a Plan B. Thanks for the memories and best of luck @johngaudreau03. #GoFlamesGo #NHLFreeAgency

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@960boomer The best thing that came out of the rebuild era was the @NHLFlames finding a gem of a person like Craig Conroy.

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Little Sister Don’t Ya…… Classic Busker in Saskatoon that accepts E transfers. Love it. #saskatoon

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@globalnews Sounds like #pierrebullshit. There…..said it.

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@reporterchris Turns out micro moustaches and mock turtlenecks are trendy in southern Ontario. Congratulations Austin.

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@CoryBMorgan @PaulLaclaire Unfortunately just another day on public transit in Calgary.

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@Sportsnet @Avalanche That kid that used to play for the Brooks Bandits.

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@MatchsticksCGY The fact that Johnny Gaudreau has been in town for so many years and still does commercials for a rental company tells me that he has not bought a house and will not be resigning. #HopeStreet.ca 🎶🎼🎶🎼

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@CamBattley The term “Gatekeepers” is intriguing. Nobody uses that term and maybe #Pierrebullshit is trying to make it trendy… who knows it might just work. I’ll start: “Hello, may I please have the Gatekeeper burger with fries and a Coke”.

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@LakeCityCanna @CytochromeP @C0URTLANDS 95% true.

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@germa_shepherd Didn’t even see the dog until you mentioned it.

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@JustinTrudeau Justin I hope you beat the illness that was thrust upon you. Just so you know after being vaccinated and boosted you may experience a runny nose or a headache. We’re all in this together. #BeStrong

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@jfberke Thinking there is more to the story.

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@cashewnut810 That’s an awesome fake background… It kind of resembles a public washroom. Hopefully no one shits the bed tonight. #LetsGoOilers

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@TheGoodLiars I think that guy needs to turn up his oxygen.

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@AzorcanGlobal I heard they had him living at WEM in the truck room and he could never get comfortable.