5MinutesFromInsanity

Outside of a dog, books are woman's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

[5MinutesFromInsanity @ChipperTanner]

Previously we've had th following, all in on the same night:

Butcher
Baker
Wick
Farmer
Brewer

And another example, another night we had all of these together:

Holland
Berlin
Mali
Kingston
Ireland
Benin
...and a kid who said his name was Cairo 😭

[5MinutesFromInsanity @ChipperTanner]

Why I feel like my work is one big prank...

Last night's check-ins included these surnames:

Hott
Colder
Luke
Warms-ly
Bath
Wave-rly
Sea-ton

All in one night...

These things happen too often 😬
It HAS to be a joke!!

#Punkd
#coincidence
#IThinkNot
#SmallWorld

[Little Stevie On The Prairie @StevieOakley]

Bacon is 73% fat and very salty

Me too, bacon. Meeee too..

[mariana Z @mariana057]

A tub of margarine fell on my foot 2 weeks ago and it still hurts...
I can't believe it's not better.

[5MinutesFromInsanity @ChipperTanner]

Why do people continue to talk after you've answered them?🙄
Guest: Can we move rooms?
Me: Sorry we're full
G: Well we've already moved once cos we could hear kids & now the heater isn't strong enough in this one.
Me:...
G: & we would rather be downstairs.
Me:... We're STILL full

[Pumpkin on wheels 🐾♿️❤️ @PumpkinPuppy3]

I got my 1st set of wheels today. @winstonwheelscharity kindly donated them to me

#pumpkinpuppy #winstonwheelscharity #breedsinneeduk #paralysedpuppy

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

The fear of St. Nicholas is known as Claus-trophobia.

[5MinutesFromInsanity @ChipperTanner]

@PawsomeErik I'm having fish, you can have some 🐟

[5MinutesFromInsanity @ChipperTanner]

@21VampSt Went to my Dad's to collect the dog & he surprised me with a Chinese take-away 😋😋😋

[5MinutesFromInsanity @ChipperTanner]

@bbcdoctorwho Only 4... then I had to blink... & then everything was VERY different!

[5MinutesFromInsanity @ChipperTanner]

@ScrappyN @zooplusUK Tanner's all time favourite is liver sausage!
But he'll also go crazy for anything fishy - cod skins, salmon jerky, sprats.
Basically anything with a strong pong.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

I put my phone under my pillow last night.

When I woke up it was gone and there was a coin in its place.

Damn Bluetooth fairy!

[5MinutesFromInsanity @ChipperTanner]

We've had Miss Daisy Rose for 2months now & today's her 1st Birthday🎂🥳
She received a maze game to play, some pumpkin seeds 😋 & a very tentative birthday kiss from Tanner the dog 🙂
She's settled in now & loves to play with everyone, charge round in her ball & eat EVERYTHING��

[5MinutesFromInsanity @ChipperTanner]

@Goodable Tanner & Finley ❤❤

[5MinutesFromInsanity @ChipperTanner]

@KatpEvans @Anonyvet They also help greatly when I mouth 'f**k you' to a difficult customer.
Not sure I'll be able to stop if I ever need to lose the mask 🤔

[5MinutesFromInsanity @ChipperTanner]

@DocAtCDI Without remembering the little phrase, I always misspell...
Big
Elephants
Can
Always
Understand
Small
Elephants.

[5MinutesFromInsanity @ChipperTanner]

@thedad Proud parent of a kind kid.

[5MinutesFromInsanity @ChipperTanner]

@NorthantsBarney I can remember mine from childhood DofE. I got bruises from the shoulders strapsthe first walk & one of our group picked hers up one morning after packing up camp, went straight backwards like a comedy skit 😆

[5MinutesFromInsanity @ChipperTanner]

@21VampSt My Mum was telling me she had migraines throughout her childhood, yet once she has me they stopped completely & she's not had one for 30+ years!

[5MinutesFromInsanity @ChipperTanner]

Apparently recent issues with my sight are due to #OcularMigraines (never heard of it!)
Basically mini migraines, without the trademark intense headache, that mess with your vision😳
Probably sparked by my tinnitus problems & caused to flare by stress😬
#ReduceStress
#MoreSleep