Chip “Ace” Smith

Still in Love w My Ex Girlfriend | D Chi ‘04 Pledge Master | 3x APhi Date | Tortas & Beer Lover | Degenerate

[Chip “Ace” Smith @chipsmith122]

Shirt off at 8 am pumping gas. Nice man! #shrink

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Mom just told me she’s rewatched the Sopranos 5 times. Never been more proud to be her son

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@dickLJohnson69 The tweet before this is cracking me up

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Just paid $20 for a Panera sandwich. For that price I should be leaving with a hot blue-eyed brunette’s number too. #nuke

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@KitFistosBurner For the love of the game

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PopPop paid me to clean out his drawers and I found a relic.

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@JBGOOTER Only if they’re bad. If they’re good and hot then could be good way to find #wife

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You playing with these as a kid determines if I respect you or not #lank

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Boozing for this poor dude tonight. #bamaboxdox

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What to do in your hometown when you’re not trying to spend money. Genuinely feel like I’m serving a sentence

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Coulda went in the toilet but where’s the fun in that #bang

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@KitFistosBurner @CarolinaCloaked Completely agree with this Kit

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@AriGoldsBurner Not a bad thing to say at all

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@ballhazin Game of Thrones top 5 for me. Gotta try out the other two

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No grown man on the beev is mature enough to drive past a place called Rack Attack #sydneysweeneywya

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Chip is now at her place. So electric.

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Going to the bar with my hometown buddies and just got word the chick that rejected me when I was a fat chud is gonna be there tonight. Down 40 pounds and suddenly it feels like game 7.

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@Oliverkballin Appreciate it brother. Need a veteran performance tonight.

[Chip “Ace” Smith @chipsmith122]

Going to the bar with my hometown buddies and just got word the chick that rejected me when I was a fat chud is gonna be there tonight. Down 40 pounds and suddenly it feels like game 7.

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@CumJim64799 You might be on to something here.

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@00JimmyT Appreciate you Jimmy

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@RicoCharleIV Hank

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Fellas gettin up there. Every guy needs a dog. #goodhound