Caroline Harrison

[nobby @nobby_saitama]

猫さんは4000年前から寝ている人間の邪魔をしていたことが確認されている。

[sopranos rewatch @sopranosrewatch]

getting my halloween costume ready

[james @gameboymystery]

didn't know i killed people during my visit to urgent care

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

One of my colleagues asked me “Do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work?” and I'm like, Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

September will feel like this

[Bart Harley Jarvis • 🔶 @jamesxross]

i'm still mad i never got to try the Panera lemonade that was killing people.

[J𝐀NE𝜗𝜚.˚𐙚💞 @Blonddieee_]

You’re stuck on a 10 hour flight. Who are you sitting next to?

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Sheepstealer speaks out after being jumped by 3 dragons last night.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

People in Seattle thought they had spotted a chupacabra, only to discover it was a raccoon suffering from a rare congenital condition. His name is Jimothy

[mau @rllydu]

give a man a drunk cig, he smokes for a night
teach a man to bum a drunk cig, he smokes for a lifetime

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

EVERYONE, stop everything and watch this. It’ll make your day 100x better

[safia aidid @safiyaaaay]

God forbid unc wants a little razzle dazzle and whimsy in his day

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

Living expenses in Germany vs USA

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

the only day of the year you can retweet this 🎄