Chip271

2800xp mini. I would like to play competitively again. I try hard salmon run, too. (21)

[Chip271 @chipton73]

@FLY60N I remember when you texted me at like 4am one time to play league w you

[Chip271 @chipton73]

Sometimes I remember having fun times with old splatoon friends. I wish I didn’t always deactivate and forget to keep in touch with them

[Chip271 @chipton73]

@bashdug_ I think I know who you are

[Chip271 @chipton73]

@weakest_kelvin It’s crazy because splatoon commentary it’s absolute balls and not even that hype to begin with. There’s not much of a difference in terms of content. They just wanna police the few opportunities players have to showcase their skills to a larger audience

[Chip271 @chipton73]

@chrisxxxxxee @maplesvgc Not too much on my sister Sadie. We gotta let ha cook

[Chip271 @chipton73]

You know NA is cooked when you recognize some of these names as people that throw in your lobbies

[Splatoon North America @SplatoonNA]

Congrats to the Top 10 X Rank players from Fresh Season 2026!

And fire up the X Rankings section of SplatNet 3 to see the overall Top 500 players from Fresh Season 2026, as well as the top players for each weapon type.

[Chip271 @chipton73]

@weakest_kelvin Be annoying. Be you. Be Nico.

[Chip271 @chipton73]

@notnotnotdussy0 I’ve played splatoon for over 7 years. I’m bound to see players, especially people that play the game a lot, more than a few times

[Chip271 @chipton73]

@ALJay330 Mr Aljay are you still mad at me

[Chip271 @chipton73]

@ju5t_champ Are you l3 champ?

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Chip271 @chipton73]

Whenever I finish an SQ set I always feel bad. Like I really wasted 40 minutes of my time

[Chip271 @chipton73]

My hair stylist ate tf outta me today

[Chip271 @chipton73]

@Bubu15120 I don’t wanna be mean but he did say he was neurodivergent. Other than that, most of the “abuse” is just an exaggeration of what happened. Also why upload a doc without wanting to callout an abusive person? The doc just felt like a trauma dump

[Chip271 @chipton73]

@OJ_Lover7 I’m Native American and my inkling is brown

[Chip271 @chipton73]

@weakest_kelvin Why does your bio say you’re from Saudi Arabia

[Chip271 @chipton73]

@6ix3O_ Bob and Monet literally got 5x the likes and less hate comments about their looks. You’re just making stuff up lol

[Chip271 @chipton73]

@kino_zap @kinotchi_ I wanted to salmon run w you but I couldn’t play much bc of work 😢😢😢😢

[Chip271 @chipton73]

@m_bandit_ Yes but you need a few things:
A knife, the head of a goat, the blood of a virgin, a quill, 13 candles, 6 red, 7 black, a wooden board with your name, the skull of a monkey, and some cilantro.

[Chip271 @chipton73]

Smile*

[Chip271 @chipton73]

I think the Indian men at the gas station like me. They always smoke at me and give me discounts