Your local muuguzi🤗

A magic mushroom in the cowdung of the 21st century| kori😜| BSCN , RN👩‍⚕️|

[Your local muuguzi🤗 @ChirchirBernice]

!!!

[Stacyy @itsnyambuu_]

Bills paid, nimeshiba, sina mtoto,mapenzi hainitesi, let the weekend start.

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

Youtube algorithm hukuwa top notch mamae, unaweka ngoma moja alafu una-relax ikuchezeshe banger after banger.

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

Peter Sang a resident of Lessos Nandi has cautioned Nandi residents against taking politicians money in exchange of votes. He says it's against Nandi Culture to sell your votes.

[baddient3ntions💜 @TLlium]

Real. I could be sending you the dirtiest nastiest sext nikiwa nimevaa gumboots na stocking kwa kichwa huko kwa shamba nikivuna mahindi 😭😭😭

[242 @yapture]

I love that at some point you can see her get worried that it wouldn’t changesbdnwndbbd

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Shida nakuanga nayo ni hata nikue na 369 shillings in my Mpesa hua najiambia 4.5 million for a Mercedes is manageable. The universe must cater to my delusions.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

That friend of yours that can't control his lust around random women ,will not control it around your wife and daughters.

[rated R @sassori_]

Kuna mahali nakua breadcrumbed by a 3/10 walahi I'm hell

[Tactile Fremitus @Ambrosec13Chege]

Have a social life.
When you exit the hospital gate leave everything there.
Don't carry burdens of particular patients to your place.
When you get to hospital, forget everything concerning your family or relationship matters..

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Soon as your mouth starts watering the saxophones are at maximum volume.

[Ruth🐟 @TypeCs4]

Huyu wa saa hii hakuna haja ya therapist, nitaenda tu ushago mahali hakuna network.

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

They made me believe that women and men can have purely platonic relationships.

[bi mtanashati @___nyakio]

Mtu aambie Jules apaste episode aki...nmeanza kucheka cheka na the opposite gender na sifurahii...

[Your local muuguzi🤗 @ChirchirBernice]

@KusienyaKelvin @MkenyaMzi

[Your local muuguzi🤗 @ChirchirBernice]

@NgalulaDonald Hard small

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[⋆. 𐙚 whattheelle꩜🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @auntychellee]

Mapenzi kama ya Hez na dem yake 🕯️ enyewe a happy wife= a happy home

[Vicky Junior Mukulima @Vickyjr]

I can’t believe we ditched this niceness for Hass avocados 🥑