Chistery1

[Chistery1 @Chistery1]

It’s been completely exhausting to see endless idiotic posts to the effect of “he lost, get over it”. Like that primary wasn’t choreographed against public interests & welfare. Thanks Dev Decker for refreshing thread!

[🟢dev DECKER ™️ ✊🏾 @dev_decker]

For those still “confused” as to how Biden securing the nomination was a result of a coordinated effort...
https://t.co/9m0jBUqszR

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

The left wants to go back in time to arrest Christopher Columbus and prevent Thanksgiving from happening. Joke’s on them, I spend Thanksgiving alone anyway!

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

We have visual evidence of peak devotion to our country. President Trump is such a warrior that even his ensign Christ Jesus stands at his side on the battlefield to save America.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

Happy Birthday to JD Vance, who had the honor to be taken under President Trump’s wing as a boy and raised as his one and only son, and now sits second in line to our nation’s throne. Who else can claim this?

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

President Trump is our first leader worthy of joining Presidents Thomas Washington and Abraham Lincoln to approve the final draft of the constitution.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

Leprosy will be cured as soon as President Trump applies the right amount of Merthiolate, just as Christ did to raise funds to build our first Vatican.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

I prayed the golden age would be an AI home invasion thriller.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

President Trump proves he is worthy to stand alongside history’s greatest Generals, Gomer Pyle and Forrest Gump.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

On today’s This Week in Straightriotism, my son and I find out if the primaries were a good night for hard pumping patriots, plus we’ll swap gym stories, show off our lucky Trump plush, and discuss which ladies at the antiques mall we’re very attracted to.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

If grocery prices are so high, then explain these amazing deals? This is why affordability is a hoax.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

The affordability crisis is a hoax. I made Burritos a’la Gary from the discarded items in my neighbors trash.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

When the original Superman Dean Cain shows up for a Trump Speech, the whole world stops to listen.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

I wish I could share an Uber with President Trump and wrestling creator Dana White, even more than sharing a steam engine with the founders on their way to sign the Constitution.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

The new Chris Hansen movie has sadly gone woke.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

Dan Crenshaw is right. I tell the kids in my mall village all the time to quit their broke ass complaining and eat my ramen.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

Mitch McConnell proves the doubters wrong by leaving the hospital in better shape than ever!

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

Proud to unveil my statue for Sen. Kristi Noem and her faithful steed Horsey McGee, a tribute to South Dakota’s greatest fighter for law and order since Calamity Jane.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

The drone port above the White House ballroom is batter than I could have imagined. We’ve bred the best carrier pigeons in history because we do science correctly.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

A fabulous day for Justice, as Todd Blanche is sworn in as Attorney General, proving he’ll fulfill the job description of saving our leader from persecution and protecting those whose crimes are covered by the #PatriotPass.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

President Trump looks his best in all the hard hitting interviews, always laying eggs of truth.

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

GOP Senators have failed us for not passing the save Act.

I got all my requirements, Voter ID, birth certificate, fingerprints, a pint of blood, the infinity stones, Wonka’s golden ticket, and the dagger of time, all for nothing!