Whitney Clark

Just the girl saying what you're thinking since 1986. (Probably more accurately since 1988)

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

So sad that our first wash of this @HOMAGE shirt ruined it 😢

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

@realDonaldTrump You're so sassy.

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

#PaulTyson there’s a lot more hugging in boxing than I expected. #nowkissssss

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

Get vetted copywriting clients handed to you 1-2x a month by my friend Ed Reay in his new job board https://t.co/THboBxQEFG

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

Hey @SouthwestAir - you tell me I can change my canceled flight but there is no way to? And the phone is busy? I just rented a car to drive 12 hours. How do I get my refund + $250 credit per person

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

HELP! @Ibotta my turkey bonus won’t unlock! What do I do? [see pic]

[FTX @FTX_Official]

We're giving some #bitcoin away!

How much? $1 million worth?! $1.5 million worth?!!?! We don't actually know yet.

The later our Big Game ad airs, the more #bitcoin you can win. See you Sunday! #FTXcontest

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[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

Just spent 30 minutes reading all of my old tweets to see if there was anything offensive.

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

I’m gonna start saying “lata cicada” to anyone I don’t want to see for 17 years.

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

Help. #whatisSTOUP

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

Important information from @OhioDeptofAg. ⬇

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

@marcuslemonis This family could use a nice looooong vacation! 🤣

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

@WINC how do I get more summer water!! Every time you send me something on it, I immediately click it but it’s always sold out! 😩😩 it’s so good, I want more!! 🍷 🍷

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

@PicolasNresutto

[olivia wilde @oliviawilde]

This just keeps getting worse. https://t.co/QYt45NIIj2

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

It’s 9:05pm on Saturday night, I’m in bed watching Sugar Rush on @Netflix BUT I’m drinking 🍷 (for the first time in 9mo) and @AldiUSA cheese sandwich crackers bc I’m #classyAF #newbornlife

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

@chelseaperetti I feel like reading the phrase “googly old pussies” changed me. I can’t explain it, but I’m different than I was before.

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

Update: up again tonight

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

3 days before my c-section and I’m up at 2am waiting for my 3 year old to fall asleep. #why #practice

[Whitney Clark @Chitneywlark]

Why does putting my 3 year old to bed make me so freaking tired?!