Maxie

You can't be sad if you're asleep.

[Maxie @ChiuryMaxie]

LAW OF CONSERVATION OF ENERGY.
Ukiapply hiyo liquid screen protector kwa screens zenu, what it does is that that liquid and the screen forms one sort of a screen. So when your phone drops, that energy from the fall cannot be destroyed & it has to take some other form....

[Geezy @LFCGeezy]

Englands Big Six Teams and their recent Ballon Dor winners

Liverpool- Michael Owen
Spurs- Harry Kane
United- George Best
Chelsea- Shevchenko
City- void
Arsenal- Trust the Process

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

They purposely make the images black and white to make you think it was long ago meanwhile the "six year old girl" who is ruby bridges literally has a tiktok account.

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR!

#ballondor

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

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[Papavin @Mumiasfinest]

Admin you need salary increment 😂😂😂

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course

[Marcela Quintero @Marcela252016]

ME PREGUNTO CUÁNTO DUELE MORIRSE, POR EJEMPLO, EN UN ACCIDENTE AUTOMOVILÍSTICO.

¿Hay alguien por aquí que haya estado al borde de la muerte y haya sobrevivido? ¿Qué sintieron?

Quiero creer que, en esos momentos, simplemente pierdes el conocimiento y no sientes nada.

[Scøfield 🏆 @noz_zyy]

vitinha’s early run away from the buildup with dembouz replacing him how do even coach something like this

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Introducing your MD2 Team of the Weak 🌟

#UCLTOTW

[Alex Edgerton @AlexEdgerton]

Somewhere in Germany, 1985:

“Karl, wie must move the spring for the axle on the AWD version.”

“Nein, Klaus, I have ein fantastisch
idea! Hold mein Bier”

[E @EstherDeanBitch]

Dawg since I turned 30 then hangovers do NOT be the same. I almost called the police.

[Kay @kola_wole_]

🚨PYRAMID OF LEO MESSI GREATEST PRIME

Thoughts….

[Karabo @Kayswayx2]

Walt was definitely burning bridges on breaking bad 😂

[Kuwa Strong @KuwaSTRNG]

This guy killed my friend at a hospital, Umoja inner core. Blud just wanted to buy pills for his mother.
I usually don't understand why some of y'all love hyping gangsters as if the victims' family can't see your posts. Unaeza patikana river Yala

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Gracias, Leo. 👏🇦🇷

#FIFAWorldCup

[Peter Agboola @baba_Omoloro]

When booking airline, remember this;

3PM on Tuesdays.
6PM on Wednesdays.
10PM on Sundays.

[Complex @Complex]

Today is national boyfriend day, but for a lot of you it's just Saturday.

[Kudzai M, FSA™ | KashKween | MasterOfCoin @FinLitBae]

But I have BEEN telling you guys for years!
An elite people these ones.
Also the capital of Africa.

[🍀🖤 @esthermanu87261]

Eu fodo cm outro na frente dele até ele morrer .