Chivalry Posting

To be a knight is not to brandish the sharpest sword, or ride the finest horse, or serve the noblest king. To be a knight is to be knightly. Art by @mustakro

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Same chivalry different armor (I visited a goode smith)

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THE GIANTDAD'S GAMBIT

An act of deception in which the swordsman hitteth this emote on the opponent. Those of firm constitution are likely to stand their ground and prey upon thine stark openings, but a lesser opponent will doubtlessly find their will shaken.

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chivalry

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Pull up on the dance roundtable and freak it chivalrous style

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When tuo signore catcheth thee wielding the local Landsknecht's Zweihänder instead of the alabarda with which thou wast tasked to train:

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This knight hath made the arduous decision to approach an apothecary with regard to those that spin 'neath his helm.

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@GblinApprentice @BimbleWizard I Have Information That Will Lead To The Arrest And Eternal Imprisonment Of Bimble The Wizard

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@GblinApprentice @BimbleWizard I propose @Zasorimm take Bimble's place at the Wizard's Council!

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My stupid chud son that I hate

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Summer is ending soon.

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@Zasorimm Classmaxxing if thou wilt

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fuck my stupid chudvalric life

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Speake naught to me of a release date for the Silk of Song. I shall believe it to be unveiled within the year when I see it unveiled within the year.

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@WzrdFrinkelbaum ('Tis me I am the ogre)

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@meepdhctdjsh WRONG

[ ＬＩＬＡＣ　ＵＭＢＲＥＬＬＡ　スゕヵ ]

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i’m over here sharpenin my sword i got polish on my sword rn i’m jus whettin my blade i’m chivalrous as fuck man i’m a knight man like for real

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@DragonseekerArt

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iry poti

[The Sprite Collector™️ @SpriteFox]

Spell your name with only the top row

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"Are you a man or a woman?"
I am Ash Tornbanner.

"What gender are you?"
Wandering Knight.

"Yeah but what's in your pants?"
Chivalry.

"What would I see if I took off your armor?"
My gambeson.

[Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD @WzrdFrinkelbaum]

"Are you a man or a woman?"

I am Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, Wizard!

"What gender are you?"

Wizard!

"Yeah but what's in your pants?"

I say, that's rather inappropriate...

"What would I see if I took off your robes?"

My beard preserves my modesty at all times.