When I was 4teen my mom told my psychiatrist or wtv that my cuts were barely cat scratches. I now multiswipe until every cut is deeper than a cat scratch out of spite
Usually when I'm shitting, I like to comfortably put both my cheeks into the toilet bowl, so I can sit here longer and feel less worried about hemoroids
@coffeenorexic Lowk just ignore it, it's gonna hurt no matter what, but I personally think some even pressure on a fresh wound is kinda comfortable, as long as I don't move too much