Chlo🦦

my not very secret diary (but basically secret because nobody actually reads this)

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[Chlo🦦 @Chloedyan_]

Andd just like clockwork, it happens again🥺

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@McDonaldsUK "dip a chip" as a new uk slogan (copyright papers being drafted as we speak)

[Chlo🦦 @Chloedyan_]

when did twitter get so political, all i want is some sad quote tweets that i can like or retweet in the hope someone will see my cry for help godd

[Chlo🦦 @Chloedyan_]

hacking the system by channeling my inner tracy beaker at work, "im not crying its just hayfever" when in fact i am crying and its also hayfever

[Chlo🦦 @Chloedyan_]

stuck in the mud; life edition

[Chlo🦦 @Chloedyan_]

how have i conditioned myself to now only be able to fall asleep listening to youtube podcasts?!

[Chlo🦦 @Chloedyan_]

the lady in tesco hit 'over 25' this morning a little too hard and in 24 hours ive had 6 emails from love honey, ive never felt so old and single this early before

[Chlo🦦 @Chloedyan_]

a love poem from boy 34861 on tinder - 'I would possibly have sex with you based off your eyes and blonde hair'

[andy @heyitsandy_]

not particularly depressed not particularly sad but i think throwing myself down the stairs might be preferable to going to work tomorrow

[Chlo🦦 @Chloedyan_]

my tiktok 'who you may know' is literally just a slideshow of failed talking stages from the years and I don't even know how they've connected them to me cause half of them deleted me off everything🤷🏼‍♀️

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For anyone who needs reminding💓

[Chlo🦦 @Chloedyan_]

left my house on like 98% at 10:30 today and come back in at 7 and I'm still only at 74%, wholesome days with my besties like today, with no need to be staring at my phone screen, are the best😇 a good little friday xx

[Chlo🦦 @Chloedyan_]

January was classed as 2022..2023 starts Feb 1st, and I'm not letting the bad vibes take over my life anymore, I can't let them, it needs to get better

[Chlo🦦 @Chloedyan_]

4 days into 2023? hah no thank u i don't want it, turn it back

[Chlo🦦 @Chloedyan_]

3 weeks and forever to go of loving and missing you, i don't think the amount of sadness I feel when i think of you will ever get better🤍 I wish i could have got to say goodbye