Hardon.

[Hardon. @ChloeLeah96]

@abigailbalfe hi, how are you and your brother doing? I signed your petition back in 2016 and always wondered if everything worked out for you all 🧡

[🇨🇮🇹🇬 @africangold_]

Normalize “hey can we reschedule I don’t feel like hanging today” without people getting offended 😭 cuz some days I really wake up and don’t feel like doing anything

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[Missguided @Missguided]

When your the first one to sign into a zoom meeting

me: host of meeting:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Brody. He’ll be the first to tell you his first attempt at getting in the kayak wasn’t great, but he never gave pup. 14/10

[Miranda Hart @mermhart]

Last 48 hours in UK:-
“It’s getting warm”
“Yay” *gets shorts, soleros, suncream*
“It’s way too hot”
“I’m going inside”
*sweaty rage*
“I can’t sleep, get out of the bed, you’re like a massive hot water bottle”
“It’s cooling down tomorrow”
“Ooh, feel that breeze”
*pops kettle on*

[OG @Oildrfc]

🐍

[Hardon. @ChloeLeah96]

@jenny_heathcote @JoshWoogsCurler @LewisAJohnson @sofeht @Jessie_M1234 @BerylFarms Yes!

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

me: :(

* *. * . * .
. * . * . .
*random impulse purchases to trick . * * my brain into producing . * . * dopamine *.
* . * * . *. * .

me: :)

[Hardon. @ChloeLeah96]

@Oildrfc

[Hardon. @ChloeLeah96]

@sofeht Thought it was the Plough? 👀

[lauryn @lauryn_kx]

“I thought you were on a diet?” https://t.co/CYeQ8qMqHt

[Jax. @HerDreadsRock]

And whoever added the background music is going to hell

[Hardon. @ChloeLeah96]

Hypocrites just make me lol

[mia @miaxmon]

a) the largest tampon company in the world, tampax, has dark blue and white packaging

b) we should be campaigning to make menstruation products cheaper and more accessible to those who need them. there are more important things to be complaining about than the colour of a box

[Hardon. @ChloeLeah96]

Taron Egerton tho 🔥

[emily @starksyndrome]

robert downey jr is literally a trained dancer and yet this is the only move he does