Chlooë Deschanel

I am La Diabla, not some Mexican fighting chicken. Just a batshit crazy kitty.

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I was puss in boots before puss in boots. I had uggs.

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I'm so photogenic

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The cat next door doesn't know I'm spayed... Leads to some awkward conversations like "why did you give away the kittens?"

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@ZoeShalk meow meow meow meow meow meowwww

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I find myself funny when I'm a cat. Not as a person though....

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Hi, I'm a cat and I love butter. Just call me Paula Dean.

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hit the road, toad

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please stay, sting ray

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Well, yeah, Tuck Finn is my brother...

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Baby, I'm the meanest cat you'll ever meet.

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I wish he was my boyfriend, cause that's one kewl kat

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Is your stud buzzer going off? Might want to put that away.

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Nothing like a dancing Mexican at a party!

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Oh that's the bees knees

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Got some kitten mittens today. They feel purrfect!

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And the password of the day, diabeetus.

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I'm great with kids. Assuming you don't like them.

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I do love me some birds...chipmunks too!

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Jesus ain't no dummy, he diggs the bass.