Luke Mendoza

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@Kshi_nihon Look bitches. We ain’t playing Shinobi. Either take that shit off or leave.

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@FarmGirlCarrie @GigaBeers If somebody broke into your house, killed your dog, raped your family, then got a job….wait, what’s your fucking point again? So, we just let people break laws like it’s cool? Yeah, try that shit in China and see what happens.

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@iraseorita Women think men are complicated closed books. No the fuck we’re not. It’s really simple for us.

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@creepydotorg Poor guy. Had a woman that wanted to bone all the time. What a travesty.

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@itsrosesm @Realeasethelist Death period for rape. Period. There, that wasn’t so hard, was it.

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@historyinmemes The more I revisit the Sam Raimi Spider Man movies, the more I’m Team Ursula.

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@ErikUnchained Doesn’t Hanta mean “scam or fraud” in Hebrew? No thanks, ya dumb twat. We’re not getting fooled again.

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@realMaalouf Why would anybody willingly let rats into their house in the first place? Islam is oil to the water that is Western Civilization. The globalists don’t care though.

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@OneBadDude_ NES

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@ronsterd89 Your skin (integumentary system)

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@PeriklesGREAT @EL4USA Enemy combatants in a show of force parade.

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@Sadie_NC @EL4USA The Legendary Fred Astaire

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@Amelia558rs Mrs. Doubtfire

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@ma1ybe J Love is still quite hot. Steve, get cucked.

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@RetroMoviesDB Crocodile Dundee. She was hot in that movie.

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@WallStreetApes From what I hear, you don’t want to go to prison or get in legal troubles in Japan. The don’t fuck around with criminality.

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@Thebestfigen I’ll take 5 Yoda Appletinis, por favor!

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@bryster3413 The trick was to use a shit load of starch on the corner, along with sheet stays underneath the rack to make the bed tight like a highschool queen on prom night. At least that’s how the DI explained it.

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@Damfool65 Rest easy, sir. You will see your battle buddies again.

[Luke Mendoza @CHluke1982]

@WallStreetApes Even blacks have black fatigue with their own people. Just look at their facial expressions.