ⓘ DEI HIRE ⓘ

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’m like a retarded philosopher

[⟲ @unotfbg]

u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work

[` @ymmayerr]

We need a slur for people who chat gpt everything

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

huge news for the mexicans

[ⓘ DEI HIRE ⓘ @Choadzilla96]

You can’t let a mf like me into a Lowe’s or Home Depot with a pocket full a money. I’ll come out with 6 new projects and 2 new hobbies 😂

[ⓘ DEI HIRE ⓘ @Choadzilla96]

I thought Iran fucked them up until I saw it’s a baseball post 💀

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.

[Unimpressed Wes @WES_WorldOrder]

Yall don’t understand how bad it is to fail the ASVAB. That means you can’t do math, can barely read, and can’t follow instructions. He isn’t even qualified to get his legs blown off for oil.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

>Not a single mention in the Epstein files
>No blackmail

He just bombed the middle east for the love of the game

[zāād al-Ma’aād @Alghurabaaaaaa]

May Allah take all sufferings of this poor monkey, double it and give it to netanyahu

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

You are not smart enough to homeschool your children

[Covie @covie_93]

A federal judge and an appeals court both declined to approve an arrest warrant for Don Lemon due to a lack of evidence.

The trump administration went ahead and arrested him anyway.

[ⓘ DEI HIRE ⓘ @Choadzilla96]

@ChavezTheRapper No, my probation officer said it’s not allowed :(

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

All of these people were given pardons.

[And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU @_PhallonX0X0]

Somebody in a trailer park on here like yayyyy this what we voted for

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Skill issue. Emotional intelligence allows me to haťe with surgical precision.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Heal before having children so your children don't have to heal from having you as a parent.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unpopular opinion but your political views are more than opinions, they’re a reflection of your values, your empathy, and the way you see humanity.

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

girl, we get it @MrsErikaKirk

[Mwende @mwende_kyalo_]

This is why I don't buy the " It's their first time as parents" excuse. A 30 year old does not need to have been a parent before to know that insulting a child is wrong. Beating a small human is wrong. Some things are just common sense as an adult.