MAYOR OF SISIBO

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

Just after the 2013 elections, Aden Duale said; "I shall retire from politics the day William Ruto will be President of Kenya".

It has come to pass. Either by design or by default

[OSET @cfc_tayo]

Guess the missing player in this lineup

Hint: Chelsea 2021 champions league final lineup

Level: Extremely Difficult

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

@Shockwave_yv @AokoOtieno_ Chebukati alikatwa vidole?

[Shehbaz Sharif @CMShehbaz]

Following intensive talks, we are pleased to announce that the Peace Deal between the United States of America and Islamic Republic of Iran has been REACHED. Both sides have declared the immediate and permanent termination of military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon.

The official signing ceremony will be on Friday, 19 June in Switzerland.

We would like to thank the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran for their commitment to finding a diplomatic solution to the conflict. We would also like to extend our sincere appreciation to our brothers in this mediation effort, the great leadership of State of Qatar, for their support in reaching this agreement. I would also especially thank the visionary leadership of Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and Republic of Türkiye for their immense contributions in this regard.

With the agreement now in place, mediators will facilitate a series of meetings this week. These pre-implementation discussions will lay the foundation for the technical talks and the official signing ceremony.

@realDonaldTrump
@JDVance
@SecRubio
@SteveWitkoff
@SEPeaceMissions
@drpezeshkian
@mb_ghalibaf
@araghchi

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

He's the most comfortable

[Piano Purist🪓 @TheOGPurist_]

I feel sorry for the nigga on the camp chair 😭😭💔

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

Guy was once banned by UEFA for forcing a yellow card so that he could miss the second leg in the round of 16 and play in the quarter finals. They were knocked out of UCL in that second leg😂

[Twilight @the_marcoliboy]

Ramos has €450m to buy Sevilla😳 i am suspecting he was lowkey betting on those red cards

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

@weko_michael @vinguard254 Chairman of Chairmen of Municipalities of Kenya. Former Eldoret Municipality Board chair, Julius Kitur.

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

Aura itself farms this guy

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

No noise, no Instagram stories, no aura farming, just pure football quality

The best winger in the world

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

@FinPlanKaluAja1 It's the only Islamic Nuclear power in the Fuckin World

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

@mehhhssii @Mohsen1011 @IranTimes9 That is not a tweet!

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

Do you really think those missiles can go that far ama bora umeongea?

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

If UAE has been hit, Nairobi could be a legitimate target in this conflict.

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

@ETschyroh @Weeleey6 Wamefunga air space, hiyo Pesa haisaidii atp

[Kithure Kindiki @_KithureKindiki]

You were sacked as a District Officer (DO) for stealing food meant for drought relief, you have no moral authority to give lectures on drought mitigation.

[The ODM Party @TheODMparty]

Party National Executive Committee meeting in Mombasa today has resolved to relieve SG @edwinsifuna of his responsibilities with immediate effect. Effectively, Hon. Catherine Omanyo who is one of the Deputy Secretary General, will act in this position until a substantive holder of the office will be elected.

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

@YesIamArchie Who asked?

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

Correction:

e) Wife of the president once dated the opposition leader

[Joseph Kalimbwe @joseph_kalimbwe]

Uganda is a very Interesting African country;

a) President wants 4 more decades in power

b) His wife is the Minister of Education

c) His Son is the Commander of the Army

d) His daughter is the Governor of Central Bank

e) Wife of Opposition leader once dated the President !

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

@YesIamArchie Besigye is from my village

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

@YesIamArchie Ulikuwepo?

[Mak @mak_aura]

11AM be coming fast in a hotel… like damn, let me find my stuff first! 😭😂

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

@Mkainerugaba_ Let's make Uganda a County in Kenya and Museveni it's Governor. That way they can access the Ocean. Win win if you ask me

[MAYOR OF SISIBO @chobetK]

@Kenyans Is the Governor Jobless?