Chocolate Diapers

Fatherhood Luminary. Writer. Miami sports fan.

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@marcorubio The Senate Cowardice Leader has spoken.

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@danpfeiffer Better security than at the Capitol

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@WillManso The NBA should be a political party. It is a beacon.

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@senatemajldr Hey, Turtle, you've just been demoted! Hahahaha!

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@CanesFootball We are 1 for our last 10 bowl games. The only positivity to this program is the number of covid cases.

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@WillManso It's not. We don't win bowl games. Every season has a new low. The program will always be stuck in purgatory.

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@MiamiHurricanes There is a 100% chance Miami loses, because it's a bowl game.

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@Dukielang Miami Heat on crutches, too.

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@jeffthedrunkcur Fuck you

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@asktheking How are you not verified?

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@WillManso https://t.co/jm26dnrCpN

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The best part about rooting for the University of Miami? Glad you asked. I'd say it's the handful of games each year the team plays in which it appears they didn't know they had a game that day until an hour before it started. It's pretty cool.

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@Dukielang I don't see the point in having a coaching staff. We've won 2 bowl games in the last 15 seasons. UM's nothing if not consistently terrible.

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@WillManso And totally expected. This program is complete garbage. Gross. SI had it right all along.

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@WillManso I got one of those somewhere

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@LindseyGrahamSC @seanhannity @senjudiciary Then why aren't you pressuring Texas or North Carolina to toss out ballots to help Joe Biden, you sniveling, feckless coward?

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@NDFootball You may have beaten Clemson, but everyone loses when you encourage super spreading COVID. That's not playing like a champion.

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@realDonaldTrump you just got impeached the fuck out, you horrible son-of-a-bitch. #notwinning

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@gtconway3d Yet you remain married to his biggest lackey. You are disingenuous.

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@sternshow hear Joe Tessitore say cock during the Monday Night Football broadcast!

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Joe Tessitore just said cock on National TV. #MNF