Brian Stark

[Brian Stark @ChocoB]

@ABC What’s the over/under forthe number of days until he blames “aliens in ufos” for the coronavirus.

[Chenjerai.bsky.social @catchatweetdown]

#DearJeff

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

Nobody could’ve seen this coming..

[Brian Stark @ChocoB]

Sitting down to eat one of favorite comfort foods. And who knew these happened so that Catholics could go to McD’s during Lent (so I heard). Now if I could get a large chocolate Frosty,… https://t.co/mHufgaC5dp

[Brian Stark @ChocoB]

@StopItGoalies 3. Yes he is on the post and starts to drop into an RVH, not the best given no one is pushing toward the net. Traps him down by the post when the pass comes out to the circle. HOWEVER, this goalie has been left out to dry, with no D on the two shooters heading toward the slot.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Just a note shoppers.

Notice how even monkeys only take what's needed?

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

So tonight I spoke w the head of Emergency Medicine at Langone NYU and I want to pass along some important takeaways from our segment about What To Do If You Feel Ill...

[Gillian Turner @GillianHTurner]

BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

There’s no way this is entirely by accident. This is what happens when the President creates a culture of misinformation, where telling him bad news can get you fired.

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Scientific Briefing https://t.co/3S4m77b2mi https://t.co/RLK2zD7byy

[Brian Stark @ChocoB]

This explains how I have always seen investing - rich ppl taking 💰 from the rest of us in a tax-sheltered shell game. It trickles down only when the market is 👍. It protects the top when the market is 👎. I have a plan that I hope to use one day, but I don’t expect to be there.

[Brian Stark @ChocoB]

@RaeOfLite I guess the Spinach Diet works‽

[Brian Stark @ChocoB]

@Newsweek Well if you can spend so much time quantifying how you succeeded even in the face of adversity, y’all also have to own this fool... June 14, 1946 (age 73 years Donald John Trump was born on June 14, 1946, in the borough of Queens, New York City.#comegetyourboyboomers

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Electric Company’s music slapped harder than Sesame Street’s.

I’m sorry... Someone had to say it.

[Newsweek @Newsweek]

Coachella postponed: new dates, will lineup change and how to get a refund? https://t.co/cznFdIFSDm

[Brian Stark @ChocoB]

When reading the comments, some people clearly get that this is a parody account like .@DevinCow, and some people clearly do not...😂

[President Joe Biden (So-Called) @biden4pres]

So suddenly, suddenly, Americans are worried about my public speaking ability. Look: I owned this Camry, years back. Years. Uglier than sin, this thing. But it ran, it was dependable. I drove it into the dirt. Saved my keister more than once. Point is this: let me be your Camry

[Brian Stark @ChocoB]

a: using power to make himself look good to everyone today b: using power to make him seem better than the black man from before. a+b=c ->c: Aggrandizing Narcissist

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Your daily reminder that:

a. Trump is using a provision of the Affordable Care Act to require that insurers cover the Coronavirus test.

b. Trump is in court right now trying to invalidate the entirety of the Affordable Care Act.

[Brian Stark @ChocoB]

WTH‽ Following the motto, I guess ... 🤬

[The Hill @thehill]

New Hampshire coronavirus patient broke quarantine to attend Dartmouth Business event https://t.co/N9oGT1zkTT

[Brian Stark @ChocoB]

He: walks away. She:(scrambling) “I’m not done!”