The Chocolate Oracle

[The Chocolate Oracle @ChocolateOracle]

MCALLEN, Texas — Sister Letty was arrested by ICE while on her way to Sunday Mass at Our Lady of Sorrows Church.

This is who the tRump administration & Stephen Miller say is the worst of the worst.

Do you agree?

@Everyone
#Viral
#ICEArrest
#SisterLetty
#StephenMiller
#FDT

[The Chocolate Oracle @ChocolateOracle]

GREAT HOLIDAY

Psychic:
You will die on a great holiday

tRump:
Really? Which one?

Psychic:
Any day you die will become a great holiday
@Highlight @Everyone @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral
#tRump
#Holiday
#FDT
Music clip - That'll Be The Day-Buddy Holly, public domain, fair use

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CHINA & RUSSIA ARE WINNING 😢

tRump is destroying American Democracy with his lies

Russia didn't even have to fire a shot. Delivered Putin's talking points perfectly
@Everyone @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral
#tRump
#LiarInChief
Music-Wake Up-Cory Larson, public domain, fair use

[The Chocolate Oracle @ChocolateOracle]

England vs America
Stupid People

@Highlights @Highlight @Followers @Everyone
#Viral2026 #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#England
#America
#Stupid
#VillageIdiot
#Humor
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle

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@meisabella32 No, the truth is an absolute defense.

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* BREAKING NEWS *
Lindsey Graham Withdraws From South Carolina Senate Race Sending GOP Into Frenzy To Find Replacement

Governor McMaster will NOT pick Graham's wife /s/

@Followers @Everyone @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral
#LindseyGraham
#SouthCarolina
#Parody
#TheChocolateOracle

[The Chocolate Oracle @ChocolateOracle]

Lindsey Graham, hypocrite dead at 71.

What would Bette Davis say?
“You should never say anything bad about the dead, only good. Lindsay Graham is dead.
Good.“

It's never too soon to tell the truth.

#Viral
#LindseyGraham
Music - Oops, Karma Is Coming, public domain, fair use

[The Chocolate Oracle @ChocolateOracle]

Q. What Is Kentucky's State Vegetable?

A. Mitch McConnell

@Highlights @Highlight @Followers @Everyone
#Viral #Trending #FYP #Politics
#Kentucky
#Vegetable
#MitchMcConnell
#Humor
#tRumpsAmerica
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle
(Music - My Old Kentucky Home, in public domain, fair use)

[The Chocolate Oracle @ChocolateOracle]

ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF JAPAN?!

Nobel Peace Prize?

Has Dementia Don lost his mind?

@Highlights @Highlight @Followers @Everyone @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral
#tRump
#Dementia
#LaughingStock
#NobelPeacePrize
#IslamicRepublicOfJapan
#FDT
#TheChocolateOracle
AI assisted political parody

[The Chocolate Oracle @ChocolateOracle]

The Confessional: A mix-up for the ages. ⛪️😂

Have you ever had a moment like this? Which side were you on?

@Highlights @Highlight @Followers
#Viral2026 #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#Confessional
#FunnyMoments
#CatholicHumor
#Humor
#DrunkJokes
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle

[The Chocolate Oracle @ChocolateOracle]

@Jennifer55gt Then you must have been born yesterday.

[The Chocolate Oracle @ChocolateOracle]

@Itx_judith Then you must have been born yesterday!

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@TheDreamyCity A.

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@Sabiha1278 He'll no!

[The Chocolate Oracle @ChocolateOracle]

THE CONSTITUTION
A Real History Lesson

WE THE PEOPLE
All Men Are Created Equal?

See here:
https://t.co/H8t156HvME

@Highlights @Highlight @Followers @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #NoKings
#Constitution
#WeThePeople
#Race
#Gender
#Class
#DonaldJtRump
#tRumpsAmerica
#FDT

[The Chocolate Oracle @ChocolateOracle]

PSA:
Hey Kids! Attention!
Please. Do not, I repeat, do not, play with fireworks. Let the adults who've been partying & drinking all day long take care of the explosive fun. /s/🤣

Have a happy & safe Independence Day!

@Followers
#Viral
#Fireworks
#America250Celebration
#Humor

[The Chocolate Oracle @ChocolateOracle]

CELEBRATING AMERICA 250
(NOT Freedom 250, know the difference!)

Happy Birthday America!

WITH LIBERTY & JUSTICE FOR ALL
~ The Chocolate Oracle

@Highlight @Everyone @Followers @POTUS
#Viral
#NoKings
#IndependenceDay
#America250
#TheChocolateOracle
Music in public domain,fair use

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The Good Ole Boys Of MAGA
Parody
@Highlight @Followers @POTUS @Whitehouse @Everyone
#Viral2026 #Trending #Resist #MAGA #Politics #NoKings
#tRump
#Parody
#TrumpsAmerica
#WeAreBetterThanThat
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
Music in the public domain, fair use

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SO, YOU THINK THEY'RE NOT LISTENING?

My cousin asked me why I speak so softly in the house. I said I was afraid Facebook was listening. He laughed.
I laughed. Google Bard laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.

@Followers @Everyone
#Viral #Trending
#Listening
#Laugh
#Humor

[The Chocolate Oracle @ChocolateOracle]

Why are conservative MAGA Turning Point Republican women giving their opinions? If I wanted to know what they thought, I'd ask their husbands.

They are even more sexist than men.

@Followers @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral #MAGA
#TurningPointUSA
#FDT
Music in public domain, fair use