Count Chocula

I was working in the lab late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monster from his slab began to rise, and suddenly, to my surprise...

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So pizza is a vegetable now. Maybe I can make cereal a vegetable too!

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I'm excited for this year's Halloween. It's finally time to feed. I mean, to feed on cereal, of course.

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I love modern day technology. Fruit Brute always wondered whether he should use shampoo or soap. Now, he can just use hair and body wash.

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Finally got back from the Halloween Cereal Mascot conference. Franken Berry was so annoying. I wish I could re-kill him.

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Haiku for you:

Each delicious bite
Chocolate and marsmallows
The Count is the best...

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It will be announced very soon that Lebron James has decided to sign with Team Chocula for a 400-year contract.

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Hah, I dug up this old interview of me from awhile back. Good times...
http://tinyurl.com/239qgh3

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So, Pokemon Black and White are coming out next year. I hope the next games they make are Chocolate and Marshmallow.

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You know what 2 things go together excellently? Chocolate and the occult. Delicious, both of them.