monogamous daddy

she/her/maximalist

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

some poops you just gotta shower after

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

@rihannasfeet you thought it away

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

how tf is keke palmer only 31 she’s been alive for like 45 yrs

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

it happens just when you forget it’s possible

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

smoking a cig in front of secret service after getting hit on by a man

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

got a weird letter in the mail from walgreens

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

the amount of times a day that I whisper “bitch” under my breath is disease worthy

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

is it cigarette season?? ??

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

we have this cheese at work called cowboy coffee and I always say shoutout beyonce when I present it

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

@lackofadventure I’m literally gonna kill you

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

does anybody have a soda stream i could borrow per chance me lords?

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

took an edible and it’s unfortunately hitting when i have to decide whether to watch dragons or the bear or the boys

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

my barber is suddenly 7 months pregnant yall RIP my hair

[ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ @STILLBlRTH]

I wanna get scary high for my bday…

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

had a dream where I begged my friend to show me how to death drop and she did but tore her acl so I had to drive her to the hospital but I’ve pretty much forgotten how to drive and also we were high so therefore I crashed

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

@rihannasfeet im crying

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

my gf got cutoff from facebook marketplace lmao

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

how do people not crash every day

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

just got carded for non-alcoholic beer

[monogamous daddy @Choleasterol]

how are you friends with the bus driver this much you’re on the grocery rack loudly talking about your work schedule at 11:44pm