The Machine

[The Machine @CHolt49]

Sometimes it do https://t.co/6D55OEUTE1

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

science fact: it really do be like that sometimes

[The Machine @CHolt49]

7 albums to know me
1. Enema of the State @blink182
2. Takes Off Your Pants and Jacket @blink182
3. Blink 182 (Bonus Track) @blink182
4. Neighborhoods @blink182
5. Buddha @blink182
6. Cheshire Cat @blink182
7. Dude Ranch @blink182

[Kyron Samuels @kyronsamuels]

7 albums to know me (no order)
1. Voodoo - D’angelo
2. Ego Death - The Internet
3. Cocaine Piñata - Gibbs & Madlib
4. Off The Wall - Michael Jackson
5. Kush & OJ - Wiz Khalifa
6. Continuum - John Mayer
7. BUBBA - Kaytranada

[The Machine @CHolt49]

@blink182 can you write a song about being 24? I’m not ready to give up my Blink year.

[The Machine @CHolt49]

This is a dream

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

thanks steve (steve is our landlord)

[The Machine @CHolt49]

Two years ago I was exploring England having the time of life. Today, I’m still in my pajamas, and I ate popcorn for lunch.

[The Machine @CHolt49]

I say: The more I buy
The more I'm bought
And the more I'm bought
The less I cost

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

North Korea wants no part of the SEC

[The Machine @CHolt49]

Me- “I can’t wait to graduate college and never have to do school again.” Also me- applied and got accepted to grad school #FearTheBeak

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

[first day as police sketch artist]

Her: he was about 6’ 7”

Me: ok we’ll I’m going to need more paper

[matthew perry @MatthewPerry]

You’re welcome.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human asked what i wanted to be for halloween. and after some thought. i have decided. i would like to be cherished

[Ellie Goulding @elliegoulding]

Mood

[The Machine @CHolt49]

@hannahcoleyy Yes

[The Machine @CHolt49]

@hannahcoleyy @

[The Machine @CHolt49]

@hannahcoleyy 🙄

[The Machine @CHolt49]

Still accurate