anon

Pretty Insignificant in most capacities, but in a fun way.

[Capitol Lounge @CapLounge]

Available at 12:01AM

[anon @Chonky_Fire]

Hit the link for a chance to win an amazing XPS 13 (9370) laptop from @WindowsCentral! https://t.co/UmtMbwRpMK

[Terry McAuliffe @TerryMcAuliffe]

Roy Moore refusing to concede-bad candidate & bad loser=classless man. No surprise from a man who was banned from malls for stalking kids.

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

I hope Roy Moore's defeat is a lesson to all Republicans that no matter how many kids you fuck NEVER admit to having a jew lawyer

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

HAHAHA @POTUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You endorsed a pedophile for no reason. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Kirsten Gillibrand @SenGillibrand]

You cannot silence me or the millions of women who have gotten off the sidelines to speak out about the unfitness and shame you have brought to the Oval Office. https://t.co/UbQZqubXZv

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Guys, if you're gonna write an article about me being a "failed comedian" maybe don't use a pic of me holding up the Emmy I won for doing comedy? https://t.co/chfCEmGVSK

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

If we can beat a pedophile by .8%, we can do anything!

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

And yes, I will make the obvious racial point: If a black man was accused of preying on teenage white girls when he was in his 30s, not only would he not be in a competitive Senate race, he might well be dead... #AlabamaSenateElection

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

When they go low, we go high. I still believe. The Midterm Elections. NOV 6, 2018. Please Register to vote here: https://t.co/wkUXgAb9Ty

[Doug Jones @DougJones]

Thank you ALABAMA!!

[anon @Chonky_Fire]

@peddoc63 You understand it adds to our losses because you can spend more and cut taxes... Are you really this dumb?

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

May sanity prevail in #Alabama - send Roy Moore back to the mall parking lot where he belongs… #DougJones4Senate

[DONALD J. TRUMPier @Trumptweets2020]

#Alabama voters have been asking why #RoyMoore was consistently the most lenient judge in the state towards men charged with sex crimes against women & children. He tells me it was just a matter of professional courtesy

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Dear Alabama: Just fucking don't.

[DONALD J. TRUMPier @Trumptweets2020]

Media unfairly focusing on allegations of child molestation against #Alabama Senate candidate #RoyMoore ! They barely mention that he's said gays should be killed,women should be banned from voting,& life was better during the days of slavery! So many things about Roy to love!

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Well I'm inviting Keaton to the Golden Globes and making him sit with the cast of Get Out.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Republicans are now officially pro-pedophile. https://t.co/denpqD97f1

[Sarah Huckabee Sanders @SarahHuckabee]

When you're attacking FBI agents because you're under criminal investigation, you're losing https://t.co/SIoAxatCjp

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Thank you to all the working class Trump voters who will get crushed by the new tax bill but who's vote just bought me a new swimming pool! You're all welcome to come over and use it! (Warning: there are a LOT of gay guys in the pool).