Matthew Colwell

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

[Matthew Colwell @ChooColwell]

@miss_traceydav @TheTennisTalker I think the bigger one in Tuscany was also last week, judging by the Vogue article and posts on Instagram

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[Matthew Colwell @ChooColwell]

@DaveReidReading @flightradar24 It’s mentioned in the article that you didn’t read

[Matthew Colwell @ChooColwell]

@TheTennisTalker Djokovic v Sinner will be on first as they’ve had an extra day off

[Matthew Colwell @ChooColwell]

@TheTennisTalker He lost fairly comfortably in qualifying. What would you have said if he did get a main draw wild card and was easily beaten in round 1? You’d likely have complained about the waste of a wildcard

[Matthew Colwell @ChooColwell]

@jabed259390 @TheTennisTalker Mika is ranked over 500 places higher than this time last year. Is that your definition of underachieving?

[⦻ EVAN ✃𓄧꒷꒦ #TENOÍ @RABIDGRAVEYARD]

Jk rowling writing a trans woman

[pinkie @onlygirlonpluto]

people be like "bear with me" and they have no bear with them

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[👽 @awwheyuu]

Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time

[Neo @NeoWokio]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[Jason Ai. Williams 🍎🍎🍎 @GoingParabolic]

the fact that i didn’t know this monkey two days ago and now id die for him more than most people.

[Team GB @TeamGB]

GB PROGRESS TO GOLD MEDAL MATCH 🤩🚀

A very tight game ends 8-5 to GB against Switzerland 🇬🇧

Saturday night… here we come!

#TeamGB | #MilanoCortina2026

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Me at 18:
If I’m home by 4 a.m., I can still
wake up for work at 6.

Me now:
We are absolutely not starting
a movie at 8 p.m.

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

Another childhood pleasure that has 0 explanation

[Earth Hippy 🌎🕊️💚 @hippyygoat]

Mark Ruffalo stands on the right side of History.

Mark, Thank you for saying what most of the world are also screaming!
📍Golden Globes.

[Matthew Colwell @ChooColwell]

@OpenCourt Her side of the court is 3.5 feet shorter than a normal court, so I guess she's standing that far behind the line to mimic a full court

[♰ @reeceollld]

i don’t want to do that

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

How it feels to work past 4pm now