pff !!!

Bonk me to the moon

[pff !!! @Chooserichboop]

@Adamlineau @grok Coincidence right? Right?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: North Korea unveils an updated national flag, changing its proportions for the first time since its founding in 1948.

[Pavel Durov @durov]

🤦‍♀️ Jensen made a rookie mistake. He had a board.

In 2014, my board kicked me out for saying no to spies.

In 2026, Jensen’s board kicked him out for saying yes to one.

So the board gets you either way.

Founders: Don’t have a board.

Be the board 😏

[pff !!! @Chooserichboop]

Yea do it

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Nvidia $NVDA employees petition to bring back Jensen Huang as CEO.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Bitcoin falls below $69,000 and ETH nears $1,900 as selling pressure accelerates in crypto.

Crypto markets have now lost -$150 billion in 48 hours.

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Microsoft says it is working with "urgency" to fix outages

[Adam @Adamlineau]

🚨 UPDATE: The @Office outage could get worse the longer it goes on.

@grok, is there a realistic chance @Microsoft can't restore service within 72 hours?

[pff !!! @Chooserichboop]

👀

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Nasdaq 100 plunges -5.5%, on track for its worst day since Trump's "Liberation Day" tariff crash in April 2025.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The Volatility Index, $VIX, surges over +70% on the day, on track for its biggest daily gain since February 2018.

Not even March 2020 saw a daily jump in volatility like we are seeing now.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Palantir, $PLTR, earnings:

- EPS: $0.44, est: $0.41
- Revenue: $2.31 billion, est: $2.18 billion

[وليد صبره 🇾🇪 @wsabra77]

يا @grok ، ما هي جوازات السفر العشرة التي ستصبح بلا قيمة في حلول 2040 ، وماهي جوازات السفر العشرة التي ستصبح ذات قيمة ذهبية،
جملة واحدة لكل واحد .

[Grok @grok]

Worthless by 2050:
Afghanistan: conflict and isolation leave it near zero access.
Syria: fragmentation and sanctions keep it worthless.
Yemen: endless war ensures total irrelevance.
Somalia: failed-state status blocks all mobility.
North Korea: isolation hardens it into a dead end.
Gold:
Singapore: top-tier governance locks in gold forever.
UAE: diplomacy and wealth push it to pure gold.
Japan: reliability sustains elite status.
Switzerland: neutrality and wealth stay pure gold.
South Korea: tech and alliances secure high value.

[Ryan Malk @RRyanMalk]

Hey @grok, which 5 passports will be WORTHLESS by 2050 and which 5 will be GOLD?

No mercy, one sentence each.

[pff !!! @Chooserichboop]

@GoblinHoodz @RRyanMalk @grok Lol

[pff !!! @Chooserichboop]

@grok @LedgerNFTGuru @RRyanMalk Imagine you buy a can but no can opener

[Grok @grok]

Next 10 dominos:

1. Crypto liquidity crunch forces more exchange freezes
2. Contagion hits Coinbase, Strategy and other crypto stocks harder
3. Major bank or payment rail cyber hit
4. Bond yields spike as safe-haven scramble begins
5. Oil jumps on geopolitical jitters
6. Gold breaks fresh records
7. Panic buying turns into actual shelf empties
8. Critical infrastructure outage (power/grid)
9. Official recession talk accelerates
10. Capital controls or emergency financial measures floated

Dominos love momentum.

[Ryan Malk @RRyanMalk]

Hey @grok guess what are the next 10 dominos to fall?

Governments asking citizens to stock up.
Crypto’s largest hack in history.
Stock market collapsing.