Val Bromann

Travel, indecision, and cats.

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

"I MISS THE CATS!"
Me, every time the cats are in a different room.

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

Shopping on Amazon Prime Day? Don’t forget to add a copy of my book, The Road Trip Journal & Activity Book, to your cart!

Get it here: https://t.co/pRuPhliAbs

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

Four day weekend plans.

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“Just because you finished your food doesn’t mean it’s time for more food.” Me, to my cat, while I was in the kitchen getting myself a snack.

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

@KatrinaMauro ❤️❤️❤️ yay!!!! Thank you for ordering it!!!! I hope you have some fun road trips ahead!

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

Jordan CATalano forever. 😻

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Jared Leto showed up to the Met Gala in a giant costume resembling Choupette, Karl Lagerfeld's cat. https://t.co/2jJ7tDbL0K

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New Episode of @treasuresoftown podcast! We talk to @sillyamerica about BIG THINGS and Roadside Attractions!
Listen: https://t.co/VBYpaHOtdf

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

First AI comes for my job and now it’s coming for my cat’s job?
https://t.co/gpU1raKkiF

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

One week until my book officially comes out!

[Val @ Silly America Roadside Attractions @sillyamerica]

🚀 ONE WEEK UNTIL LAUNCH! 🚀

Have you pre-ordered The Road Trip Journal & Activity Book yet?

What are you waiting for? Did you know that I'm sending TEN BONUS ROAD TRIP GAMES to anyone who pre-orders?

Claim your bonus here: https://t.co/DKUvDnzJqp

[Val @ Silly America Roadside Attractions @sillyamerica]

World's Largest Magical Porcupine!🪄🦔

What roadside attraction did you get? Retweet with your answer!

Love this game? Get your copy of The Road Trip Journal & Activity Book today!

https://t.co/OWkVAqtQjS

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

Three weeks! Have you pre-ordered yet?

[Val @ Silly America Roadside Attractions @sillyamerica]

📕 THREE WEEKS! 📕

📖 My new book, The Road Trip Journal & Activity Book comes out on May 2, but you can pre-order here: https://t.co/OWkVAqtQjS

Already ordered? Fill out the form on that page and I will send you ten bonus activities!

#RoadTrip #RoadTrips

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

Since people only want to see photos of my cats, here they are with the first copy of my new book!

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

One of us is here against our will.

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

It is my professional assessment that chatgpt is miles ahead of bard.

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

I was on the toilet and my shower curtain started attacking me. I’m not positive but I think my apartment might be haunted.

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

Update: I asked Bard and it ignored the “only” and gave me a banana heavy menu plan but decided I need more food.

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

I asked ChatGPT to make me a meal plan using only bananas.

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

@juliwithoutane As someone who lives in Dallas I support this reaction.

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

Am I worried that AI is going to render me even more useless than I already am? Yes.
But am I naming my next cat Meowzerella? Yes.

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

In my best millennial voice: I did a thing.

Pre-order my new book, The Road Trip Journal & Activity Book now!

https://t.co/pRuPhli2lU

[Val @ Silly America Roadside Attractions @sillyamerica]

Road trips? I wrote the book on 'em!

📖 The Road Trip Journal & Activity Book is now available for pre-order! 📖

Pre-order your copy now: https://t.co/OWkVAquo9q

#RoadTrip #RoadTrips #RoadtripJournal #BookLaunch

[Val Bromann @ChoosingFigs]

After 13.5 months my work finally figured out that they never gave me a phone extension.
It was a good run.