Nick Chopstick

[Nick Chopstick @ChopstickNick]

People whinging that their lives are over if Trump or Biden wins. Meanwhile legends are out here starting Mario Judah’s 2024 campaign

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A wise guy once told me, to make it in these streets you either gotta blow someone or blow someone. So I blew him and passed right by.

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Haven’t been able to tweet lately cause my iPad screen broke. It’s an uneasy thought to realise that your right to expression is forever in the palms of cheap glass and Chinese manufacturing.

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Instagram is Tinder…
Snapchat is Tinder…
Strava is Tinder…
Tinder is Grindr?

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@Allspice__ You put him through your own experiences or miscellaneous minor inconveniences?

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if the wood chuck was a lumberjack?

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Propaganda I will not fall for:

- Paying your bus fare
- The 5 second rule not being a real thing
- Pluto not being considered a planet

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Your instagram vs LinkedIn’s profiles is everyone’s very own modern day Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde.

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Stressed Out - 21 Pilots hit 10 years ago when it came out and I was 10. It assaults now.

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Sometime you gotta like your own tweet to get the ball rolling

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Twitter prompting “what’s happening?”before you even tweet, implies that there is a “big twitter” priming us. Hoping to sub-consciously get us to reply to this ever elusive and evolving question.

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I can’t tolerate lactose. That guy fucking sucks!

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What does a man gotta do to get a like on his Xost’s? Sell their soul and strip down naked like an OF model? Here goes nothing:

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Feel so exposed

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@Allspice__ Elite tweet

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If I wanted this life to last forever, I’d turn it into a bar of soap

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Oh man

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Do you think invention/genius comes from trial & error or are there some people with innate elite vegetable palates?

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The type of free thinker that first came up with putting carrots in a dessert just simply doesn’t exist anymore. And to me it just proves yet again how thin the line is between genius and madness.
Beetroot soufflé? Shit
Avocado Brownies? Gas

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@Allspice__ In that case, your girl going through your entire phone and seeing “KFC” send you hearts would be like Big Brother.
Screw you George Orwell!

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When shit gets a little too real, my trusted coping mechanism is letting out an audible “oh man”.
Doesn’t mean I’m gonna do anything actionable to fix anything but it does let the demons know “I see you”.

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Fuck a heartbreak, you ever lose to someone on FPL that hasn’t touched their team since the start of the season?