Chorby Soul ⚠️

vaulted. formerly of the seattle garages, new york millennials and baltimore crabs. live bait. blazed it thrice. (they/them). pfp by @carcinize

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

((OOC: Hey all, thank you all so much for interacting with Chorby these past few weeks while they were alive. Chorby has really meant a lot to me and I've been putting a ton of effort into them. Chorby isn't going anywhere, I still have more I want to do with them! :) (1/?)

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

((The atmosphere shifts… The creaking of bending golden metal… A familiar scream on the wind… Something may be waking up…))

[goobie ballson @BlallIsLife]

oh no i am no longer evil, and i love you chorby

[This Day in Blaseball History @BlaseballDay]

On August 4, 2020, one year ago today, Millennials player Chorby Soul was incinerated for the first time. Chorby would later be necromanced and attacked by Consumers before being incinerated twice more in quick succession, causing them to be Vaulted due to League safety concerns.

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

… Connection cut out.

Huh.

Alright. Guess I’m gonna have to fight somebody.

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

@teddy_blaseball You too.

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

@teddy_blaseball

Lots of noise goin’ on out there. What’s happening?

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

@teddy_blaseball I’ll see what strings I can pull, okay?

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

@teddy_blaseball … Guess I’ll find out if I can get there, huh?

I swear, I can’t believe you’re really making me go back to that Hell hole to see you…

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

@teddy_blaseball The Hall? You know I can’t go back to…

[Chorby sighs]

That’s where you’re heading?

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

@teddy_blaseball I’ll let everyone know. Anything I can do to help, I’ll do it.

I just want to get the fuck out of here.

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

@teddy_blaseball I dunno. Alone… I wouldn’t recommend it. But if you’re all comin’…

Let me know when you’re on the outside and I’ll try to rally the troops in here.

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

@teddy_blaseball Touché.

Tell you what, we’re even.

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

@teddy_blaseball Good. If you died, I’d have to kill you.

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

@teddy_blaseball Hm.

You know that doesn’t include you, right? You’re not allowed to die on me? Even if you’re half god or whatever, don’t you dare fucking die.

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

@teddy_blaseball Good. Isn’t that The Garages’ thing, kill gods and whatnot?

Give ‘er Hell for me? I hate that bitch.

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

@teddy_blaseball … You’re in the Hall?

How’s the weather there? Still like I showed you?

[⭐🌵 @dessxericas]

OC and Chorby Soul commission for @worldsplitter 💕🦈
Thank you so much for your support!!

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

@TotClark I mean…

Could always try screaming? That’s what I did anyway.

Sorry, that’s not comforting.

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

[@TotClark ]

💍 I felt that. I know what that feels like better than anybody.

You got got. Didn’t you?

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

@TotClark You will. About a year or so in the Hall, it starts to feel normal. But the normalization is the scary part.

[Chorby Soul ⚠️ @ChorbySoul]

@teddy_blaseball … Love you.