Chris

Principal Estimator - Civils @TheMGLGroup Ltd. Double Ostomy. All opinions are my own

[Chris @Chrell83]

@McIlroyRory giving Henry his ball leaving the 15th @CloseHouseGolf #BritishMasters - made our day!!!!

[Chris @Chrell83]

@mrjakehumphrey Comfortably the worst World Cup ever.

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

Karma. #NUFC

[Chris @Chrell83]

@ToonPolls Multiple clubs. Only got 1 point from the other two games 🤣

[Chris @Chrell83]

@_ROMemorabilia_ @EFL_Comms Theyve admitted watching other clubs aswell! Madness - but deserved!

[Chris @Chrell83]

@richardajkeys If it wasn’t going to affect the outcome then why spy in the first place ya wally?

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[Sophie Corcoran @sophielouisecc]

If HMRC don’t fine Angela Rayner for not paying £40k in tax

Then they should refund the ££££ in fines they have given to self employed people in this country on modest incomes who don’t have the advice that a deputy PM would have

It is insanely unfair.

[Chris @Chrell83]

What the fuck is @Carra23 going on about. What a load of shite. Footballs gone!

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

Oh it’s brilliant. This is Starmer in 2020

I suggest he watches this on loop

“When you lose an election in a democracy, you deserve to… You don’t look at the electorate and ask them ‘what were you thinking?’ You look at yourself and ask ‘what were we doing?’”

GLORIOUS 🔥

[Chris @Chrell83]

This has to be a parody????

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Tomorrow vote for a party that’s on your side. Vote Labour.

[York City F(C) @YorkCityFC]

📹 THAT goal.

The one that did it, the one that made all our dreams come true.

#YCFC 🔴🔵

[Chris @Chrell83]

@JimmyNailsTales Osula to score. 2 cards, both teams to score and @NUFC to win

[Chris @Chrell83]

@gregolley7 Well done lad!!! Buzzing for you

[Greg Olley @gregolley7]

Whattttt just happened!!!! 🤯

[York City F(C) @YorkCityFC]

WE ARE CHAMPIONSSSSSSSSSS

#YCFC 🔴🔵

[National League on DAZN @DAZN_NationalLg]

🚨 Rochdale and York City have released the following joint statement:

“This Saturday’s game brings an end to one of the most thrilling, exciting and unpredictable title races in football history. Both ourselves and Rochdale have the chance to write our names in National League history.

The National League is no longer a non-league competition. It is effectively a League 3, with fully professional clubs operating at a level equal to or higher than many of those in League 2.

We both understand how important this game is to both clubs and supporters. We both pledge now that whatever happens tomorrow, we will both continue to fight for 3UP.

Both clubs sit on over 100 points. One of us will have to fight once more in the National League Play-Offs. However, we both strongly believe that this shouldn’t have to be the case.

We call on the National League, Football Regulator, EFL and Premier League to come together immediately and resolve this issue, so that we do not have to highlight this injustice year after year.

For both sets of supporters attending the Crown Oil Arena this weekend, we say thank you for being with us all season. The passion you’ve shown for both clubs has been felt across the world. This game will be seen far and wide. We want to showcase this league for all its potential. Keep your support in the stands, not on the pitch, and let’s all protect the game we love.

Thank you!

Rochdale AFC & York City FC”

[York City F(C) @YorkCityFC]

This Saturday’s game brings an end to one of the most thrilling, exciting and unpredictable title races in football history. Both ourselves and Rochdale have the chance to write our names in National League history.

The National League is no longer a non-league competition. It is effectively a League 3, with fully professional clubs operating at a level equal to or higher than many of those in League 2.

We both understand how important this game is to both clubs and supporters. We both pledge now that whatever happens tomorrow, we will both continue to fight for 3UP.

Both clubs sit on over 100 points. One of us will have to fight once more in the National League Play-Offs. However, we both strongly believe that this shouldn’t have to be the case.

We call on the National League, Football Regulator, EFL and Premier League to come together immediately and resolve this issue, so that we do not have to highlight this injustice year after year.

For both sets of supporters attending the Crown Oil Arena this weekend, we say thank you for being with us all season. The passion you’ve shown for both clubs has been felt across the world. This game will be seen far and wide. We want to showcase this league for all its potential. Keep your support in the stands, not on the pitch, and let’s all protect the game we love.

Thank you!

Rochdale AFC & York City FC

#YCFC🔴🔵

[IM🇵🇹 @Iconic_Mourinho]

Journalist: "Can you guarantee that you'll still be at Benfica next season?"

José Mourinho: "I can't guarantee. Can you guarantee that you'll still be working for your TV channel next year?"

Journalist: "I can, because no one else wants me."

Brilliant😂

[Flushing It @flushingitgolf]

Rory McIlroy:

1 x Career Grand Slam
2 x Masters
2 x PGA Championships
1 x US Open
1 x The Open
3 x FedEx Cups
7 x Race to Dubai
2 x Players Championships
6 x Ryder Cup wins
3 x PGA Tour Player of the Year
4 x European Tour Player of the Year

Is that any good?

[Chris @Chrell83]

@BrianWhitehou17 @CharIieBennett @DavisReader