Christian

ethical vegan || competitive bodybuilder || self-proclaimed chef || NASM CPT || master of time

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

4x tickets to @anthonyjeselnik for 10/21 @ 7:00pm. It’s at The Masonic in San Francisco. Anyone interested in buying them? #bayarea

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

@CNEstocks https://t.co/3ICGp7wLJ5

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

@CNEstocks Set. Thank you.

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

@CNEstocks Appreciate you so much for this. Bought in on that call out.

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

@CNEstocks APDN?

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

@latinecstasy @Amber_G25 All bad.

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

@holddaline how long you plan on holding IPNFF?

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

@CNEstocks CLCI

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

@CNEstocks CLCI

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

@holddaline So cyclical this morning. 😅

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

@latinecstasy 🤔

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

I know this guy named Bill and the worst magic trick he showed me this week was making all my money disappear.

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

@THESLUMPGOD @DJSCHEME_ @JuiceWorlddd you guys killed it last night in SF. i'm still partially deaf in my right ear and smell like other people's b.o., but it was worth it!

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

@adam22 go! go! go! shiny is live.

[ABC News @ABC]

Rep. Ilhan Omar decries Pres. Trump's travel ban.

"My birth country is now on the so-called list of countries that are banned...I think about the little Ilhans, who, like me, would also like to experience the American dream. They will no longer be able to fulfill that promise."

[Sir Ski Mask @THESLUMPGOD]

Ive Dug Two Graves For Us My Dear

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

@adam22 got to log those steps for adventure sync! get it!

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

Situation: dog shows symptoms of poisoning.

Step 1: Get dog to lay down.
Step 2: Find clean syringe & hydrogen peroxide.
Step 3: Administer proper amount of peroxide to dog.
Step 4: Wait for dog to vomit.
Step 5: Clean vomit.

TLDR: my dog ate some poison weeds and threw it up.

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

@andreeroohoo it's probably because she lost an airpod and hasn't gotten around to replying because she's still looking for it?

[Christian @Chri_Gari]

i tried talking to my housemate but she didn't respond. then i realized she had her (new) airpods in. did she not reply because she didn't hear me or because she has airpods and i do not, putting me in the peasant category?