DJ request

premature dilf

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

Bout to plan me a trip to Europe for next year I just have no clue where to go.

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

Bout to make this bitch ribs

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

Roaches can survive a nuclear Holocaust, yet whatever I sprayed my entire house with, where I live eat and sleep.. makes them die in the hallway immediately. Nice

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

If i have a son I'm naming him Terry J. Weldon which is short for Terantula Jaguar Weldon

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

Me and Jake met Soulja boy today

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

@GabeLafauci3 Just ask around

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

What I mean when I say " just polished off a 6 pack"

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

Just got some noggin

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

Have you ever met a man that was skinny and fat at the same time?

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

I think these buzzards trynna get insurance money the way they jump out in front of my new car

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

Idk what I just smoked but I'm like that girl who turned into a puddle on the couch on the weed commercial

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

Just made an ass out of myself at churches chicken

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

Well. Time to get addicted to cocaine.

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

I'm gonna find me a hole in the wall, gonna crawl inside and die

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

I will literally pay someone to invite me to their plans for the 4th

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

Giving myself a pat on the back for making it to my meeting in sulphur after drinking poison until 4 am

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

If anyone wants to come watch me slam beers on the porch, that would be okay

[DJ request @Chris9Weldon7]

My calculations tell me I have fuckdd up a lil bit however I will not let that stop me from making the same mistake in the future