Chris Cerullo

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[Chris Cerullo @Chris_Cerullo]

"Fear guides the restriction of our ambition. You have not to be scared. Be audacious. Be ambitious. Your life can be wilder than your wildest dream."

- Arsene Wenger

[WizardsMuse @WizardsMuse1]

ANTHONY DAVIS IN HIS WIZARDS DEBUT:

34 POINTS
12 REBOUNDS
4 ASSISTS
2 STEALS
1 BLOCKS
10/19 FG
WIZARDS WIN 128-116

AD GETTING MVP CHANTS IN DC 🔥

[ava @awtisym]

look at my dasher dawg

[Chris Cerullo @Chris_Cerullo]

@LukeCerpinTaxt Way too focused on the man-to-man scheme so they get locked in on their man and ignore the puck.

Drives me fucking bonkers.

[Chris Cerullo @Chris_Cerullo]

I have never been too impressed by Dawson Mercer and it feels like the Devils have been trying to trade him for three years.

[RMNB @rmnb]

Connor Hellebuyck's trade request saga is over.

The Jets have officially traded Hellebuyck to the Devils for a package that includes four players and two draft picks. https://t.co/xCF51EXDsY

[RMNB @rmnb]

Vincent Desharnais undergoes appendectomy surgery, will be out 4 to 6 weeks https://t.co/T1IMBzBDEs

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

elect clowns, enjoy the circus

[Chris Cerullo @Chris_Cerullo]

@wasangelonce That account is disturbingly unhinged. Has been all season.

[RMNB @rmnb]

Alex Semin reacts to Alex Ovechkin's retirement announcement, believes he'll break one final Gretzky record https://t.co/pb6o6noAXG

[RMNB @rmnb]

Nine days that changed everything: Eriks Mateiko’s Olympic heartbreak, devastating skate-cut injury, and remarkable return
https://t.co/l8QwbKJoC1

[Chris Cerullo @Chris_Cerullo]

@maxine15m How the fuck is Melody not a bigger draw by herself for that company than Kat Dunn...?

Like no offense...

[Chris Cerullo @Chris_Cerullo]

@hcpegfc At least if you're going to be annoying, ask good questions, like if he ever explained why the fuck he made that fuckass pillow mountain.

[Ivan @ivanbasedflores]

Who the fuck is canes and why we raising him

[Chris Cerullo @Chris_Cerullo]

@nebrasketball17 Aka:: "I know that motherfucker would be trying to play the middle again if we weren't forced together as a duo." 😂

[Chris Cerullo @Chris_Cerullo]

@cherryventi04 It gets to the point where they're literally insulting Drew's intelligence, which is kinda hilarious, too.

Like, do they think this boy can't read or write for himself?

[Chris Cerullo @Chris_Cerullo]

@1984villain Also an annoying one was the constant need for answers about her 7 am ambush media interviews post-eviction.

Do these people think Drew hasn't seen that yet?

Like, y'all, he's aware and clearly does not care. Go tend to your own children, Martha.

[Chris Cerullo @Chris_Cerullo]

@cherryventi04 I feel like I might know who was lying on Drew's name in the jury house...

[Chris Cerullo @Chris_Cerullo]

@OTON4L At least we know Drew won't have some sort of cringe rebuttal because he also talks shit about his own game. 😂

[Chris Cerullo @Chris_Cerullo]

@LukeCerpinTaxt Legit the only teenager doing anything in that league this year.

[RMNB @rmnb]

Capitals tease new Hometown Remix jersey with powder-blue fabric and mysterious DC-inspired details https://t.co/EjK5CIWKlq

[Chris Cerullo @Chris_Cerullo]

@mollymonny1997 He's still behind Keanu (118k), Cory (143k), Ashley (157k), Taylor Hale (203k), and Tony Vlachos (232k) in terms of deep dives, but it should only keep rising.