Maybe Khris

Be a Goldfish.

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

So a new colleague at work went on holiday and bought me a personalised keyring he had made. He managed to spell my name "Khris" and I can only assume when they asked him what my name was he said "Maybe Khris"

[Nate Bear @NateB_Panic]

She posted on Instagram how for four months she was in agonising pain, went repeatedly to hospitals in Newcastle and Durham, begged for blood tests and scans, was told it was all in her head. It was cancer. Dead at 25 six months later. I swear medicine attracts sociopaths

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

I'm not even a @Barclays customer but because they are who my work uses I haven't been paid - wtf is happening Barclays

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

Love people being surprised that Easter eggs are out already like it's not been happening for the last 20 years

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

Klaus is 100% the best Christmas movie

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

@wearebrighton https://t.co/YPI5XTgPA4

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

@thehuwdavies Oof completely missed them

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

There is a very simple reason why the UK government refuses to acknowledge the genocide in Gaza.

If they did, they would be admitting their own complicity in one of the greatest crimes of our time.

End all arms sales to Israel, now.

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

Why have @OfficialBHAFC removed all the old season montages from YouTube? 15/16 and 16/17 I always loved watching 😭

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

Bo Burnhams "Inside" still has an absolute hold on me

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

Assume the German neutral fans are just big Brighton fans with this booing of Cucurella 🐍

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

That last 10 minutes of Croatia vs Albania was fantastic

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

@FootyScran Bao Buns at The Amex tonight

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

@Beniesta_ Genuinely think you're gonna finish above us this season now, glad we got the 4-1 in before you got a new manager 😅

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

@I_amMukhtar 100% must either have a humiliation fetish or is being bankrolled and is a puppet for someone else where he is just a pawn in a bigger game

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

Will not be surprised if Palace finish above us now #bhafc

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

@HLTCO I thought I was going mad I'm ao glad I'm not

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

@dogshittakes_ @JimboJumbo27 @TheCinesthetic Looking at her socials it looks like she's doing well and is 6 years sober last December which is good to see!

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

@poorscousertom Not sure I remember this verse by Talking Heads

[Maybe Khris @Chris_Highwind]

@wearebrighton I mean technically he has got away with it because the refs are shite...