Chris Schultz

Washed up Mountain Biker

[Chris Schultz @Chris_KLS]

Would your parents ever leave you dinner because they were gone? @AreYouGarbage

[Chris Schultz @Chris_KLS]

Been like 10 years since I’ve done this. Why?

[Chris Schultz @Chris_KLS]

When your dog snores louder than a 70 year old man #MastiffProbs

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@NayJafar you're a very smart man.

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@NayJafar obviously not man. I just needed my sugar high....

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Why is it every time I want @McDonalds my order gets fucked up? #iwantmycookies

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@NikkiMansch yes way. Pick him up Saturday afternoon from her

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New puppy my Mom got me!!

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If anybody's watching the Grammys and on mushrooms right now, how's it goin?

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Birthday dinner with Marissa at Pesto. Hell yes! http://t.co/f40VTNzR

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How to cure a hangover, Anson edition #drunkjenga @smokinsteve89

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@melaniebert sounds like a solid plan to me!

[Chris Schultz @Chris_KLS]

@melaniebert common grounds is what I'm told

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Cold room warm bed. #comfortlevelachieved

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@MarissaMillie4 I try my best

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@Rynney Is that when everyone gets here? I'm ok with that!

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@MarissaMillie4 ill be there waiting!

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Maybe I should finally get out of bed? @Rynney should I get up or keep laying here momma?

[Chris Schultz @Chris_KLS]

@MarissaMillie4 just give it a bit. It'll sink in...

[Chris Schultz @Chris_KLS]

@MarissaMillie4 welcome to your new addiction!