mhp guy

Owns 8 RV parks w/ investors + 7 companies. DFW & LDS. Get my favorite 250 biz ideas for 2025, with tactical launch plans included:

[mhp guy @Chris_Koerner]

This is the most profitable one man business you've never heard of

Month 1: $17000
Year 1: $565000
Net profit? 50+%
Monthly machine payment? $1400

Check out google trends for forestry mulching.That's the tidal wave my friend is riding Full breakdown:

[mhp guy @Chris_Koerner]

There are only 3 levels of wealth here in the DFW suburbs:

1. Remote Parking - $17/day

2. Terminal Parking - $32/day

3. Valet Parking - $45/day

Departing from terminal A & arriving at Terminal D? No problem. Your truck will be waiting for you regardless. No shuttle.

LUXURY!

[mhp guy @Chris_Koerner]

This machine costs $31,000 and will profit about $29,000 every year for decades.

I spent this morning in a Cincinnati laundromat and learned 2 things:

- VERY profitable
- VERY not passive

This will literally be the most tactical laundromat business video on YT. Coming soon.

[mhp guy @Chris_Koerner]

Not sure why I thought of that story just now, but that’s the post. Have a good night.

[mhp guy @Chris_Koerner]

When I was 25 I interviewed to be a high school wrestling assistant coach.

On my very first interview with the head coach, at one point he told me

[mhp guy @Chris_Koerner]

The head coach and that mom (both married) in question were pretty flirtatious, but I never saw anything.

I then moved to Texas and lost touch with them.

About a year later I saw on FB that they both divorced and got married to each other.

[mhp guy @Chris_Koerner]

I'm sorry but this has gotta be a cash cow.

What starts in Dubai always finds its way to America.

It's a robot manicure machine. This one is at an airport.

The nail salon in the same airport is $55. This machine? $17.

Gimme 14 of them right now.

[mhp guy @Chris_Koerner]

Making $23k/month by month 2 with B2B stump grinding. Courtesy of my new friend @StumpGuyTy

Spotify: https://t.co/unfYBmRYEC…

Apple: https://t.co/MeE385bg8X…

Other (Episode #140): https://t.co/imd8pPAoyn

[mhp guy @Chris_Koerner]

Making $1m/year placing pumpkins on porches:

Spotify: https://t.co/XtMhUtj5R2…

Apple: https://t.co/Webpd6xMVF…

Other podcast platforms (Episode #073): https://t.co/imd8pPAoyn

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One of my all time favorite Reddit threads.

I'll revisit this every few months to see whats been added.

Here are my top picks this time around:

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$40M Plumbing business exit

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trash and dumpster rental

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- Shows how he scaled by going online

- Tells me about a client doing $1 million a year selling IT courses in Arizona

- Gives me the exact playbook to start this with no teaching experience

Certified banger.

@TS_Secrets is the man! Check this one out!

[mhp guy @Chris_Koerner]

This guys business has 70% margins and the government pays him $5,000 to $15,000 per student.

He doesnt need a physical location. Or to be licensed to start selling.

[mhp guy @Chris_Koerner]

Trade schools that tap into state workforce development grants. Dental assisting, pool cleaning, dog grooming, forklift repair.

The state reimburses the tuition. You pocket the margin.

In this episode Hector:
- Breaks down the unit economics of his first two years

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- Bringing the viewer on the journey with the creator

This goes for both writing and for video content. People want simple, valuable and anti-AI slop.

Platforms are now starting to implement these guardrails.

[mhp guy @Chris_Koerner]

AI is making creators lazy.

Before the pitchforks come out, let me explain:

Dont get me wrong, It's amazing, I'm a power user on several models

But there's a noticeable shift in what people want from their content. And it's not AI slop.

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With every major shift in tech, you will find demand in the inverse.

This is no different

Content that people want to see right now:

- Minimally edited
- Authentic
- Just talking to the camera
- Sharing your experiences
- Sharing genuine value