Mph Guy

Owns 8 RV parks w/ investors + 7 companies.
DFW & LDS. Get my favorite 250 biz ideas for 2025, with tactical launch plans included:

[Mph Guy @Chris_Koerners]

I did something kind of insane. I just spent millions of dollars on dirt.

231 acres, 45 minutes from my house in DFW.

In this post: why I bought it, how I plan to make money on it, and exactly what I paid.

[Mph Guy @Chris_Koerners]

But if you spend your 84 years on this big blue planet having never sang Dixieland Delight with 101,000 others at an Alabama football game, you have not lived a full life.

[Mph Guy @Chris_Koerners]

You may hate Alabama, and that’s fine.

You may also hate football, and that’s also fine.

[Mph Guy @Chris_Koerners]

There are only 3 levels of wealth here in Alabama:

1. A house in Mountain Brook.

2. A house right on Orange Beach.

3. A penthouse condo in the shadow of Bryant Denny Stadium, paid for by your industrial fasteners business.

Roll Tide today y’all.

[Mph Guy @Chris_Koerners]

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Step 5: Roll the profit into the next pallet. Trust me.
Start with one pallet. Learn the category. Then scale.

[Mph Guy @Chris_Koerners]

Did you know??? Costco and Target sell their returns and overstock by the pallet.

Resellers buy them for a fraction of retail and flip the contents.

Here's the full playbook, step by step 🧵

[Mph Guy @Chris_Koerners]

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Step 4: Test everything when it lands.

List the winners one by one. Then bundle the rest and sell it as a lot.

[Mph Guy @Chris_Koerners]

Please help. I keep running out of Muse tokens and I’m too cheap to upgrade again.

Here’s a billion free tokens to each of us if you use my code in settings within 48 hours: QVUBX3 at https://t.co/kvr2p5GIdS

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[Mph Guy @Chris_Koerners]

When you have your AI agent watch an episode and find meme worthy clips...

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2/3

[Mph Guy @Chris_Koerners]

- Show Instinct, Claude and Replit securing my free waiver app while I watched

- Explain how you can keep every agent skill in one private GitHub repo

[Mph Guy @Chris_Koerners]

I spent six weeks letting AI agents work for me with my own credit card.

Most of these agents cost $20 a month or less.

So I turned what worked into six businesses you can start this week

Here's what happened 🧵

[Mph Guy @Chris_Koerners]

In this episode I:

- Show the sheet my agent built logging pool quotes from $120K to $240K

- Give you my Marketplace rule: 3 inquiries or less a day, drop the price 10%

- Break down the Google Maps filters for AI clients: 4+ stars, 50+ reviews