Chris Pané

Making sense of the New World, one story at a time.

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@BuenoForMiami Put it in the trash. Collections is just someone else asking you for money. Zero impact on your credit unless they report you to the credit bureaus, which they can’t do. No proof of who was driving. No signed contract. No social security number. It’s all scare tactics.

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@juandavid_ariza @CityofMiami Private business owners and private lot owners hire PPM, not the city. Avoid those lots and boycot the businesses that use them. Also, make sure to leave those businesses negative reviews. Ticketing their own customers is sleazy. 👍

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@AliceAlvar69766 @SamandColby The former owners made up the story to create mystique around the place. That backyard box was not even there until 1990’s.

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@AliceAlvar69766 @SamandColby That TimeOut piece is full of incorrect information. Paula is most definitely NOT buried on the property. Completely debunked by the Miami New Times: https://t.co/e8isFM3PPA

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@mrsbougiefoodie Pro Tip: Buy an old plate online, put some magnets, and stick it on if you absolutely must park in a private lot. Cops can’t ticket you on private property and the private enforcement won’t see your real plate number on camera. Just remember to remove it when you leave! 😊

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@mrsbougiefoodie Don’t pay it and make sure to never park in a private lot managed by them again. 👍 https://t.co/EBvqGvjThf

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@JoshuaWallack @fox_sheldon @wsvn Not always. They see a train pass and dart across the tracks thinking the coast is clear. They don’t see the 2nd train coming from the opposite direction until it’s too late. Most common way people get hit on foot, bike, and car. (Yes, I know, the gates.)

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@aventurapolice @TotalTrafficMIA @cityofaventura Good. They should’ve done that years ago like the FRA told them to instead of gaslighting the public into believing everyone is out there “trying to beat the train.”

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@adamold It appears he cleaned an island off of Key Biscayne. Not Bird Key off the JFK.

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@AndrewOtazo Bird Key is off the JFK Cswy. WSVN said “an island off Key Biscayne 🤔. Whichever one, keep up the great work and happy this worked out! 😀

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@CNN Now that Trump’s gone, we can’t call his fans “Trump Supporters” anymore. They’ll have to go back to being regular, old-fashioned assholes.

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@SamuelsonKate @funder I suspect they all followed Mussolini’s orders and moved over to Parler.

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@tonywhunter Please bring longform, narrative journalism back to your daily newspapers. With alt-weekies vanishing, there is nowhere to turn for deep dives on local issues anymore.

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I just signed a @theactionnet petition: Save the Heralds from hedge fund ownership // Salva a los Heralds de un fondo de inversión. Sign here: https://t.co/8RTVEHTNgZ

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@jeffmaysh Just curious. Why did you self-publish this in Medium? Your stories are usually in prominent publications. And this was a great story.

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@WebMD The only person in the article who is quoted as having a problem admits he did no research and went to a Lasik mill. I mean, c’mon now.

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@NateSilver538 NYT & WaPo get big scoops because people with information contact the biggest publications in the land with their stories, not because the journalists there are somehow better at finding them.

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@sgcarney In job interviews, I used to proudly proclaim that I’m not a multi-tasker. I do one thing at a time very well, then move on. Always suspected it’s why I never got hired anywhere.

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@NakedWinesCOM Doesn’t age factor into the cost?