Chris Alabaster

•24 years old •body piercer🗡 •barman🍸 •fucking ish up since 1️⃣9️⃣9️⃣5️⃣

[Chris Alabaster @ChrisAlabaster]

@nextofficial Done 👍🏻

[Chris Alabaster @ChrisAlabaster]

Domino, spoons and nandos! Easy

[LADbible @ladbible]

"My mate wanted to show me his new party trick" 😂😂

[Chris Alabaster @ChrisAlabaster]

Help! @curryspcworld I’ve received an email telling me to enjoy my new laptop that I haven’t yet received. And I am unable to track my order!!

[Chris Alabaster @ChrisAlabaster]

Bants when 97% of you’re friends live in tier 2 areas and I’m 15 minutes away sat in tier 4 like a prize cunt

[Chris Alabaster @ChrisAlabaster]

This time last year I was on my way to Las Vegas and this time tomorrow I should be on my way home from Croatia ✌🏼

[jenstokoe @jensto_]

if u wear ur watch on ur right wrist ur a pedo FACT

[Chris Alabaster @ChrisAlabaster]

@JessBonex Me? Bitter? Nooo🤷🏻‍♂️ I’m completely over it

[Chris Alabaster @ChrisAlabaster]

Fuck off

[Chris Alabaster @ChrisAlabaster]

Mad how some plain black T-shirts are nicer then other plain black T-shirts

[Chris Alabaster @ChrisAlabaster]

People are tremendously dumb

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

being a 5/10 but fancying 10/10s is a hard one

[Chris Alabaster @ChrisAlabaster]

Getting to payday and not being desperate for payday is pretty okey

[Chris Alabaster @ChrisAlabaster]

Also might not be the man in the wrong 🤯

[Chris Alabaster @ChrisAlabaster]

@JessBonex At least I’m not one of those fake internet supporters 🤷🏻‍♂️. I.e spurs and Liverpool fans 😶

[Chris Alabaster @ChrisAlabaster]

@JessBonex I got fuck all and a long arse delayed flight

[Temitayo Onílù @MrTybaba]

This is a video of a Japanese firefighter rescuing a suicidal lady🔥. Wow 😂😂😫

[Chris Alabaster @ChrisAlabaster]

About time someone have one of these extinction rebellion tossers a clump

[Chris Alabaster @ChrisAlabaster]

💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️