Chris Dennis

Established 1988. i dig music, tattoos, and wearing pants.

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BREAKING: areal photograph reveals Donald Trump's new $250M "ballroom" is nearing completion.

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@Charitythelove Where at? 🤤

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Celebrate small victories.

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The key to running up hills is gnarly guitar solos in the headphones. 👌🏼

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I say I’m doing great and crack a smile like a fucking politician.

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Insert Blink-182 lyrics here:

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Is my feed sad enough? Am I representing the emo that I am? This is stupid. Twitter is stupid.

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One month in. 2025? garbage.

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What’s that thing My Chemical Romance said about being ok?

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Bruins in a slump. Chrissy in a slump.

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Maybe 2025 will be good to me. 😂

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It’s ok if you’re feeling bad tonight, the Bruins won. 🤙🏻

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It feels illegal to drink a beer at a concert without having a 21+ wristband on.

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@tupacshaker @_chelseacharmsx @ilovetopiss 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@elonmusk You’re a tool.

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Just listen to Knocked Loose. It’ll make everything tolerable.

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The one where Marissa shoots Ryan’s brother…

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Yes, Taylor Swift is good at music, but she is not a part of football. What about all the other girlfriends of NFL players?? 🤔

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Why does everyone wish Harry and Hermione got together? That would’ve been so obvious and so lame. Grow up.