Chris Bertolini

I play solo/acoustic under my real name, and I sing in a band called Papa Burgundy. Also, I'm pretty awesome...

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BOB thinks the earth is flat.Ive never been high enough to see the earth from that vantage point, or high enough to belive the earth is flat

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28 years after falling from the window of Nakatomi Plaza, Hans Gruber finally hit the ground. RIP Alan Rickman  #DieHard

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If you try to tell me there isn't even 1 Justin Bieber song that u like, you're lying to me, ...or you're lying to yourself #IDontBeliebeYou

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@JimNorton I can't watch Nick Foles play without hearing @EdgarMellencamp saying "Ne-Co-Las ....FOLES!" in my head

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"The Giants lost their D at the end" both describes tonight's football game, and also sounds like a bad Game Of Thrones plot... #NYG

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I wonder if Dave Matthews sometimes wishes people would call him David Matthews, and stop being so fucking informal all the time...

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I wonder if back in the day, before phones, people would get wasted and then mail letters to people that they regret #OldSchoolDrunkDial

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Happy to announce I'm playing a show with Mike Hamel​​/celebrating my early Birthday Friday June 12th at the White House fishkill. Pumped...

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Happy Star Wars Day. If she ain't gunna Leia, just use your Han Solo... #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay

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Army vs. Marist game with my Hudsons crew. So Good... https://t.co/TSHx0ldWKe

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If Ariana Grande ever becomes fat, she will surely regret the stage name she chose... #JustSayin

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Thanks to my @Otterbox case for saving my phone again. I drop my phone more than Michael J Fox and it's still all good... #DropItLikeItsHot

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I haven't listened to their whole catalog, but it seems like Mr. Jones is the only Counting Crows song that isn't a total bummer #CheerUpBro

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Beautiful weather. Yankees opening day. In the words of everyone in my very Spanish neighborhood, "LES GO JENKEES!" #NYY #Yankees

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Ever since I was younger, Arizona Iced Tea is the only product that said "Fuck inflation, we're just… https://t.co/B46JCeL1hd

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I wonder if the creator of Goldschläger ever falls to his knees, raises his fists in the air, and curses the man who created @FireballWhisky

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In case you were curious, ...Yes, the new Red Velvet Oreo Cookies are just as good as you thought… https://t.co/IQwx25ZTCm

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I like seeing someone treat waiters/bartenders like shit. Its life's little shortcut that lets me know we will never be friends #WaiterLife

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Unless you have Celiac Disease, if you tell your server "I can't eat gluten", you're probably just an asshole... #WaiterLife

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Hope to see you all tonight... http://t.co/PJg98Rl5n5