Chris Boone

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@ElieNYC @benshapiro https://t.co/Okbtfd7rAN

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If they gave out medals for blocking TERFs on this hellsite I very well may have made a run at the podium today.

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We had H20

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@Tazerface16 @TheSGTJoker https://t.co/1dsGG6484o

Dewey Oxburger knew what to do.

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Neil Degrasse Tyson 2022: humanity is doomed if we don't let elon musk export capitalism to the far reaches of the galaxy.
Kanye 2022: Jews control all the money.
Mel Brooks 1981: History of the World Part 2: Jews In Space!

Longtermerism + antisemitism making Mel a prophet.

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Do you idiots really think that Elon Musk slept on a couch and lived on nothing but red bull and Ramen for a decade singlehandedly writing the code for what would become twitter so that you could vote in his polls when you don't pay him $8 a month for access to his free site?

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Vox Populi! Sed tantum populus qui mihi octo dollariorum per mensem solvunt!

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Elon Musk didn't single handedly invent free speech just so you plebes could say anything you want about him!

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If Elon Musk used those caffeiene free diet Coke empties to can his farts and sell them for $5 a pop to the $8 checkmark brigade he would be the world's first trillionaire.

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I suppose this means that going forward all elementary school critical race theory classes will have to be taught by drag queens.

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Walked into my local big box bookstore and saw The Measure by Nikki Erlick in the fall fiction display and remembered I won a copy in a goodreads giveaway in May but it never came ☹️ @WmMorrowBooks

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Hustle twitter working on this weeks sermon:

Liz Truss figured out how to generate £115,000 a month in passive income for the rest of her life in less than 45 days. What's your excuse?

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@jbouie This is coastal elitism... everybody knows the everyday man drinks $25 gin and tonics...

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Me watching teenagers karate fight on Cobra Kai:

This is what Saved by the Bell was missing!

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Me in conversation frequently: please read any history book!

Also me: Queen Elizabeth died, wow it will be so odd the UK having a king and not a queen.

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There's nothing unusual about a president giving a political speech but to do it fully clothed and not drenched in the blood and sinew of his vanquished enemies is a break from tradition.

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I used to think of events as pre or post 9/11, then pre or post Covid-19... now I think in terms of pre or post twitter being nothing but arguments about the legitimacy of the free government money one has received.

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How much longer is Twitter going to be nothing but some version of "Our free money was different than their free money!"

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Trump Supporters

2016: Everybody knows Trump hires the best people it's his biggest strength.

2022: Everybody knows Trump hires the worst people it's his biggest weakness.

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Texas R's Today: My thoughts and prayers go out to those affected by this act of senseless violence.

Texas R's Tomorrow: I've introduced groundbreaking legislation to allow the sale of guns in vending machines.